A matchmaking thread

Looking for girl about the same age as me (18) and likes metal. (yeah my standards are low, but then again, considering how few girls I know that like metal [ie. none outside of this board] that could be considered a high standard)

*now kills self for resulting to this kind of desperation*
 
@Susie: You're going to have a great Christmas after pouring out all this love and support on the board...you deserve it :D
@Hearse: I think a change of address might facilitate your chances of finding that 'special someone'.
@Caillac: You seem to be a rare and desired type of person. Use your powers wisely :)
 
ok.. i´m 23.. a gentleman.. and i like pussy. i also like beer and porn. heavymusic is my favorite :tickled: :oops: :D

not bad lassi..
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okay, here's a better advertisement for myself

lonely horny metalhead/guitar rapist/student looking for good looking, disease free, metal woman that loves/wants/desires sex.

...

now I really sound like a desprate loser.

*kills self again*
 
I wish to meet a drop-dead gorgeous 18-21 year old male, seductive and alluring, but also strong, commanding and merciless. He must also be extremely submissive and willing to work for a pittance.



















































Once we have been matched, he will be sent-out to retrieve babes for me.
 
No thanks I'll stick with my girlfriend at the moment . We met in college and she loves my long hair which is awesome because most girls from my area hate long hair