A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job".
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of
the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort
her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two bedroom apartment
above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
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counter and says, "Hi . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job".
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of
the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort
her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two bedroom apartment
above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
:hotjump: