Absolute Beginners

[Maqus]

Nevermind, I apply all "genius" posts to myself anyway.

 

[Bastet]

"one-size-fits-all-what?"

 

[zupi_clone]

ha, but we're talking about barry

 

[zupi_clone]

yes ive got a fucking special finger!!!!!!

 

[Bastet]

well? come on ! tell us then!

 

[breaklose]

why do you want to know?

 

[discouraged1]

barrys daughter says hi

 

[Bastet]

why do you want to know?

cause i'm nosey???

and that picture is awful

 

[Bambi]

youre too nosey, woman.

your exasperation at such shameless nosiness compliments mine

 

[Bastet]

shameless? let me tell you that 90% of the time i'm too ashamed to ask.

+ if you don't want to be questioned, than why start on it in the first place?

and @discouraged: thanks for changing that

 

[breaklose]

thats the difference between men and girls, girls say things just to be asked afterwards. girls would go :
- im very sad today....
- oooooh reaaaally tell me why???

while men would go :
- im feeling shit today.
- yeah? come on, lets go hunting.

 

[Maqus]

That should go into the women's day thread.

But feeling sad and feeling shit, they're two different things.

 

[Brynjar]

they are?

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

Yes,one is where you feel depressed and the other is when you touch turds.

 

[Brynjar]

no, still can't see a difference...

 

[Bastet]

thats the difference between men and girls, girls say things just to be asked afterwards. girls would go :
- im very sad today....
- oooooh reaaaally tell me why???

while men would go :
- im feeling shit today.
- yeah? come on, lets go hunting.

yup, unlike guys girls talk about these things

 

[my dying groom]

@Brynjar: That's sad shit.

 

[Bambi]

yup, unlike guys girls talk about these things

endlessly

 

[Bastet]

i bet you know the feeling though... only, when men are chattering endlessly about footie they like to call it a discussion, right?!

 

[zupi_clone]

all i know is, girls like my finger, and i can pull 4 strings