Alexi Laiho Quotes

[zattara]

"We unfortunately had to kick the keyboardplayer, because he was such an flake".

Haha, right on Alexi.

And a little bit unserious-quote, from Stockholm Knockout Live (unfortunately it's a bit true too):
"YEAH FUCKING DUDES FUCKING THATS FUCKING RIGHT FUCKING STOCKHOLM FUCKING HATECREW FUCKING! fucking FUCKING!"

Now post yours. And don't flame me for that last one, it's a bit true :O

 

[MMV]

It sounds like Alexi screams on Stockholm Knockout Live: "Big Ass Truckers"?
Or
"Mother truckers"

What a Fuck?

And I´m 100% sure that he don´t say "fuckers"... Atleast couple times.

 

[metalhead_666]

His vocabulary is fucking small

 

[Celeb]

^^True. I was watching some video in YouTube, from some gig and during about one minute he said 'fuck' and 'motherfucker' at least 30 times

 

[Alachi]

he is the secret-son of Ozzy Osbourne!

 

[ishkur]

yeah in Stockholm Knockout Live he said fuck or fucking every 3 words!! that got me exasperated!! @.@
and yeahhh didnt he say "mother truckers"?

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

he did...or b.e.a.fuckin' utiful...

 

[Foxy_Lady]

^^True. I was watching some video in YouTube, from some gig and during about one minute he said 'fuck' and 'motherfucker' at least 30 times

It must be some kind of a linking word which helps to follow and not to lose the main idea of something spoken about....

 

[Celeb]

I was talking with my friend about Alexis large vocabulary We were just wondering how he writes the lyrics....
"What would be a good word to here...shit, I already used the word war just couple words ago...Oh I know, its coming, its coming....Yeh, there it is, fuck!"









Ok, so stupid but we were tired

 

[drawnacrol]

"We are Children of Bodom and we come from fucking FINLAND!!!"

"..Flowers and lovely cuddly stuff...well fuck all that the next song is going to be a HATE CREW DEATHROLL"

Mothertruckers is just an alternate version of Motherfucker,it doesn't have to be censored cause its not actually a swear word

 

[Foxy_Lady]

I was talking with my friend about Alexis large vocabulary We were just wondering how he writes the lyrics....
"What would be a good word to here...shit, I already used the word war just couple words ago...Oh I know, its coming, its coming....Yeh, there it is, fuck!"









Ok, so stupid but we were tired

if it goes just like this there must be smth wrong not only with his vocabulary but with his memory as well... This is the root of all evil: bad memory means poor vocabulary...

 

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

 

[Chamet]

ya know..

 

[gello]

haha, i know , in stockholm he's FUCKING swearing.
but we love him

 

[the phenom]

strangely he doesnt swear as much in finnish

"There we have the sibelius motherfucking monument and its lit up and everything...its kinda cool.....saying what? huh? TURPA KIINNI PELLE!"

 

[Celeb]

"TURPA KIINNI PELLE!"

My favorite

 

[Cacophony667]

"Sir, what happened was that, our instruments got stolen and we got evicted so we need some quick cash. desperately." -Alexi


The truth being that we spent all our money getting drunk and moved to another rehearsal place since we didn't pay the rent

 

[The Nerevarine]

FUCK YOU ALL, get a life and stop sucking alexi's dick.

 

[Lakebodom666]

No!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jhonnah]

"TURPA KIINNI PELLE!"

My favorite

I thought it was Janne who says this?