All hail the negro race!

[dreaming neon darkspot]

master race ftw

 

[Liverslapper]

but you're both oh, so sexy

no YOU!!!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

but your beer-bottle-opening skills are so hott...

 

[El Stormo]

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Nope.

 

[Undefined]

^^genius

 

[derek]

I'd take all of you and still have enough about me to eat a three course meal and sleep with your girlfriends.

Jesus fucking Christ.

 

[Anvil]

I'd take all of you and still have enough about me to eat a three course meal and sleep with your girlfriends.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Same.

Except David. I think he might just sit on me.

 

[Undefined]

Who the hell are you gonna beat Tyler? I'd break your nose the second you'd open your mouth If you got a major weakness like that it's best to keep quiet

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Actually, let's have real talk.

Tyler is very capable of beating me. He's older than I am, and he's in good shape. If he's inexperienced and slow, I'll win. But I fucking love Tyler.

Captain would maul me.

I would have Eric down in less than five seconds.

Obviously there are a lot of people here like Kevin that would probably win if for the fact that they're in their 30's, developed, I'm 18 and I still have growing to do. That's being realistic.

 

[Anvil]

<3

 

[Undefined]

Can't we all agree that talking about who can beat up who on a forum is like the fucking gayest thing you can possibly do online.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Who the hell are you gonna beat Tyler? I'd break your nose the second you'd open your mouth If you got a major weakness like that it's best to keep quiet

Can't we all agree that talking about who can beat up who on a forum is like the fucking gayest thing you can possibly do online.

 

[Undefined]

My comment was to demonstrate that a person with a fragile body part, especially a glass nose, would do well to keep quiet should a confrontation arise. I didn't say I would kick his ass, I said that the first thing a person would have to do is pop him in the nose and it'd be /fight most likely.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Since this is the internet, I'm gonna go ahead and say that I can kick all your asses.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

My comment was to demonstrate that a person with a fragile body part, especially a glass nose, would do well to keep quiet should a confrontation arise. I didn't say I would kick his ass, I said that the first thing a person would have to do is pop him in the nose and it'd be /fight most likely.

But this all comes down to whether or not the opportunity arises. That's the thing I learned from fighting, sparring and the martial arts training I have done in the past; you never know what someone's style is and what their techniques are.

NEVER underestimate your opponent.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I'm like a ninja and shit. You wouldn't even see this shit coming.

 

[Calamitas1786]

I'd just start punching MYSELF!! They wouldn't know what the fuck to do!

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I'd just start punching MYSELF!! They wouldn't know what the fuck to do!

 

[Morganna]

I'd just start punching MYSELF!! They wouldn't know what the fuck to do!

Shush, all of you! I'm 4' 11". I'm ball level. I will slay all of you!