Alright you fetid pieces of bulky white shit

[Tonka Time]

Due to the unending inserions, the fact that it expands once inside, and that it is greater than twice the size on the extraction a sexual encounter with a tesseract will most likely result in torn orifices and death. Also it rapes your mom in the process by default.

 

[Dak]

I'm not sure what the implications are of being fucked by a 4-dimensional object. We should bring in an expert on this.

Ask your mom.

 

[Onder]

I'd like to see someone get fucked by a tesseract.

I don't know what a tesseract is, I only know tessticles or eraction, but I can imagine quite clearly how that thing is going through a vagina, and with this perpetual move gaining some horrendous orgasms and I know very well which of my friends this would suit.

 

[Tonka Time]

Basically it would create a digging effect and would be the perfect lyrical content for a pornogrind band.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Take out the solo, plz.

 

[Valerie]

(solo) should be (breakdown)

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

(solo) should be (sample of woman being fucked by tesseract)

 

[Krow]

Using the sample as a pause then starting the breakdown would be ideal.

 

[Onder]

Nice lyrics. I'd actually keep that pic you posted as a cover without anything, it's ok imo. It amplyfies the atmosphere and leaves the attention to what actually happens in the song.

 

[Tonka Time]

"Fucked by a Tesseract"

You lie on the rack
Your pussy open wide
Awaiting penetration
By a figure with 26 sides

It descends upon your cunt
From the depths of space and time
A geometric incubus
To deliver you pain sublime

Tesseraaaaaaaaaaaaact
Fucked by a tesseraaaaaaaaaaaact
Tesseraaaaaaaaaaaaact
Time-traveling dildo of doooooooooooooooom

Now it enters into you
You begin to pant and sweat
Your cunt is ripped wider and wider
You cum blood in a 4-dimensional jet

It grinds up your clit and G-spot
And doesn't stop just there
Deeper and deeper it digs inside
Your pussy is molded to a square

Tesseraaaaaaaaaaaaact
Fucked by a tesseraaaaaaaaaaaact
Tesseraaaaaaaaaaaaact
Hypercube sex toy of pain!

(breakdown)

Now your endurance is failing
You're almost out of blood and cum
But the tesseract feeds it back into you
Its dirty work is never done

And just when you thought it was over
Just when you thought the fucking would end
It transports your naked body back in time
And fucks you all over again

Tesseraaaaaaaaaaaaact
Fucked by a tesseraaaaaaaaaaaact
Tesseraaaaaaaaaaaaact
Never-ending fuck cycle of deeeeeeeaaaaaaaath!!!

This thread is full of so much win.

 

[DarkBliss]

And I can actually almost hear Freddie Mercury singing it(been listening to lots of Queen lately)

 

[Belligerent]

@ Tesseract song

 

[Evil?]

That could be Virus- Gravy's best post ever.

Fucking win +1000

 

[Satanstoenail]

Wow

Vihris - You should totally send those lyrics to Wormed.

 

[mutantllama]

@ gravy's post.

 

[-CC-]

I agree that Vihris posted something very funny

But all of you need to shut the fuck up about it because it's cramping the already-lacking-negativity of this page..especially mutantllama, stop fucking continuing the chain of admiring and giving cuddly smileys like a fucking queer that has no friends but the anonymous people he writes to online.

FUCK!!! WHERE IS THE HATRED PEOPLE?! WHERE THE FUCK IS ONDER?

Actually on a side note, Czech Republic is such a shitty nation that I can understand Onder's constant despair..in fact all of Eastern Europe is one gigantic piece of shit that is malnourished and undigested..my advice is to kill yourself..don't bother trying to move because your country won't let you, they don't want their people to know what happiness is.

 

[Onder]

FUCK!!! WHERE IS THE HATRED PEOPLE?! WHERE THE FUCK IS ONDER?

Actually on a side note, Czech Republic is such a shitty nation that I can understand Onder's constant despair..in fact all of Eastern Europe is one gigantic piece of shit that is malnourished and undigested..my advice is to kill yourself..don't bother trying to move because your country won't let you, they don't want their people to know what happiness is.

Dude, only vagina is better than Prague. And I'm happy like a wiener with a smiley tattoo. BTW, czech is central Europe, it's heart. Heart and a vagina.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

wtf? Thats about as funny as your mother blumpkining me after ive eaten a 30 sack of white castles. Come up with better insults next time you slathering and mangled sloptwat.

The president of my company litterally has the last name Blumkin.
Oh yeah, and in the spirit of this thread, fuck you for making me smile.

 

[Belligerent]

Shouldn't you be giving a blumpkin to your boss named Blumpkin, maybe you'll move up the ladder over there instead of mopping up semen at the beat off booths.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]