Alright you fetid pieces of bulky white shit
- Thread starter Pessimism
- Start date
divine_torture
leVel
I always wanted syphilis. Just to spread it a little and make that awkward phone call: "You should get checked".
Not the only thing that fills you is it Horse-Humpin' Heather?
Every one of you boiling vats of shit that post here are the reason that things like down-syndrome and nu-metal exist in this world. Go fucking grind your balls off with a noise-maker!
"Remember when you said give it to me? Well..uh.."
V.V.V.V.V.
Houses Ov Mercury
divine_torture
leVel
I resent this
So you're okay with us using you to grind our balls off? That seems a little gay, man. I like you, but not like that.
Actually, yeah, I do like you like that. I'm single ya know.
V.V.V.V.V.
Houses Ov Mercury
I filled yer mum with my white icing there, Cheesewhistle Walletnuts.
I WOULD say you're the reason why the holocaust happened, then I remembered... I don't give a shit about the holocaust. But you are the reason why my pals are stealing our women.
Well if you guys would have just grinded your balls off with a noise-maker like I had asked then maybe I wouldn't have had to turn the my pals loose on your women, Guffers McFucktard.
divine_torture
leVel
I don't want no goddamn noisemaker near my balls, thats a terrible idea. The only thing I want near my balls is your mother, there, Dickchurn McBurn.
And you should be locked up for turning my pals loose.
Alright, Guffers McFucktard wins this page for me.
Before I die I will have a child and name him that.
I will then raise him in a way that will cause him to re-enact Children of the Corn....
I would like to state that this idea stands beyond any criticism. If any man should attempt to criticize this post or call me Dickchurn McBurn, he should be thoroughly patronized for his obviously Jewish behavior.
Win
That fail alone was felt by a thousand of your ancestors, and I guarantee every one of them wishes they aborted their offspring after your spouting of such inane drivel.
Like an Aussie knows shit about English; I guess that's why you were booted to butt-fuck nowhere you wretched cunt.
Killbot
A Killer Robot
Badbird
Never banned
Seriously. Where on earth did the name "Guffers" come from anyway?
Of course, the remaining cast of characters here, including Dildo Diane, Sausage Suckin' Sally and Horse-Humpin' Heather have had me near rollin' as well. I'll have to invite my friends Anal Bead Annie and Greased Hallway Greta along sometime - with the kind of classy company you guys keep, they should fit right in.
I live in a small redneck town so I'm almost 90% sure that someone here has to be named Guffers... probably one of the fuckin' hillbillies a few houses down from mine.You'd have to throw in Amputee Ashley, Jungle Fever Jessica, and "Love you long time" Ling just to be fair....
Thought you quivering ballsacks knew this shit?
entanglement
Member
mutantllama
Active Member
Alright sunny boy, you think you're so tough huh. Only not to realize that you only have the first half of the whole story in your signature.
You kids make me vomit when you suck on your own used dildo.
Similar threads
- Sticky
