An Essay on the Glory of Metal

[Kvlt Wench]

 

[HemiGTX]

I miss Lord Of Metal

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Don't we all. Wait a second............I'M LORD OF METAL! OMG! OMG! OMG! *goes back into seclusion for another month or two*

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I hope that one post doesn't get me addicted again....it took years of therapy to finally find the strength to admit I had a problem and remedy myself of this board.

 

[HemiGTX]

I hope that one post doesn't get me addicted again....it took years of therapy to finally find the strength to admit I had a problem and remedy myself of this board.

Uh oh. Back to UM RE-HAB?

They, uh, give you methadone for the cravings?

 

[BigBronco4x4]

Manowar are the kings of metal.

 

[unknown]

years being a month or two

 

[HemiGTX]

Now, I'd like to get this off my chest.

There's a metal head, typical, I don't know. But, they bug the fucking shit out of me.

The ones that go to a show every night of the week. And somehow, because of that, they are more "true". They rub it in your face, and basically need their armpits shitted in to cool off the ego's they get.

Not everyone is interested in seeing the same band 76 times. Some people like to spread themselves around, picking and choosing.

 

[neal]

thats becuase they wanna be part of the 'scene'.
-neal

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I never ever want big bronco to post in one of my threads again. That's just way too much pancake for me.

 

[BigBronco4x4]

Are you a homophobe, Dave?

 

[Profanity]

great essay.