Animals vs. Humans

[Reign in Acai]

This is the latest advertisement from PETA, (Poultry Executioners for Totalitarian Authority). These hens and cocks have begun making recipes for human flesh.

Rotisserie Rhode Islander
1 fresh homo sapien,
2 tablespoons paprika
1 squirt lemon
4 cups chicken seed
1 package of shake and bake
Roast 3 hours and 30 minutes
Simmer and Serve

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

I saw a PETA guy give this young guy a shot to the spleen at Earth day last year, it was great. The kid had it coming to, he deliberately walked up to the PETA booth chowing down on a hamburger. The kid limped away and I almost fell over laughing.

 

[dorian gray]

haha
btw what do the PETA people propose we eat?
I tried being a vegetarian. It was difficult...and unhealthy. There are millions of people who cannot tolerate a diet without meat, medically I mean, not just convenience-wise.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

I imagine it would be possible for your body to adjust, albeit Im not an expert in this field. I do know there are different foods which can supplement the benefits of meat in diets.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

haha
btw what do the PETA people propose we eat?
I tried being a vegetarian. It was difficult...and unhealthy. There are millions of people who cannot tolerate a diet without meat, medically I mean, not just convenience-wise.

Maren only eats seafood, and I'm too lazy to cook meat for myself and seafood costs a fortune over here. It's perfectly easy to do. Just omit the meat, if you want protein, use beans of some sort. Or eggs(still vegetarian, I guess fetus isn't meat or something).

 

[MajestikMøøse]

too lazy for meat?

IN THE LAND THAT GAVE THE WORLD FLEISCHSALAT!?!?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

too lazy for meat?

IN THE LAND THAT GAVE THE WORLD FLEISCHSALAT!?!?

yeah, means I have to cook 2 things. duh

oh, not to mention gammelfleisch and such.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

fleischsalat? does that mean flesh salad?

holy crap, flesh salad would be such a sweet band name. dibs.

 

[skeptik]

fleisch = meat

 

[KILL TULLY]

We would easily win.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5Ev19NsDQ4

Let's be serious.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

fleisch = meat

shut up shut up shut up


@ tully, fuck i wanna try one o those

 

[Guthrum]

fleischsalat? does that mean flesh salad?

holy crap, flesh salad would be such a sweet band name. dibs.

We would easily win.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5Ev19NsDQ4

Let's be serious.

Awesome.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

The comments are so awesome:


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cazzogiapponese (5 days ago) marked as spam
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lovely(w

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xXDrowningXSorrowXx (6 days ago) marked as spam
Dang no islamic bastard will live!

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dougf921 (1 week ago) marked as spam
GE MINI GUN 6000 ROUNDS A MINUTE

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msandslimsuck (1 week ago) marked as spam
wat makes it explode wen it hits the ground?

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theoldgeezernextdoor (1 week ago) marked as spam
Wanna shoot that thing so bad.

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DannyAz66 (1 week ago) marked as spam
and bush want build walls and fences

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shadowfiend86 (2 weeks ago) marked as spam
nice Vulcan.......

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Haven't Humans already won?

 

[KILL TULLY]

Me and about 15 of my friends could fuck up a large portion of the animal kingdom pretty fast.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Man gatling guns are so rediculous, if the animal kingdom cant use their own germ warfare we shouldnt be able to use nukes and gatling guns

 

[skeptik]

Have you ever seen an animal employ a legion of germs?

 

[KILL TULLY]

Fucking amphibious assault.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

well guys, if it's the animal kingdom, I think that by definition excludes bacteriae, viruses and shit.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

there's pretty much no way animals would have a chance