Another! Loads of bloody Questions thread

Monty Pythons and the quest for the Holy Grail (or something like that, don't remember the exact title) of course

Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail :D
I like The Life of Brian to. But my very favorite is And Now For Something Completely Different. I don't remember if it was called exactly that, but it's close enough,
 
1: What is your name?
Stu

2: What was the last song you listened to?
Sinister - Bastard Saints

3: What was the last thing you eat?
Chocolate

4: If you were a crayon what colour would you be?
White, because I'm white

5: Where do you want to go on honeymoon?
I couldn't afford a honeymoon when i got married, but I love Milan and BC in Canada (I'd go there to watch the Ice Hockey!!)

6: Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with?
My wife and my imaginary friend called Horace

7: Do you prefer, snow sun or rain?
Snow!!

8: Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Kev, the vocalist in my band (aha, a plug)

9: What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
That they fancy me (ha, I wish)

10: Do you like the sound of your own voice?
Enough to do clean vocals in my band (plug#2)

11: How are you today?
Hung over

12: Are you an alcholic?
See above

13: Favourate Sport?
Football (I refuse to say the 's' word, it's association football)

14: What's the next CD your gunna get?
Novembre - Novembrine Waltz (if it's on sale at their gig)

15: Your height?
I actually don't know

16: Do you wear contact lenses/glasses?
no

17: What are your future goals?
Get recording contract with band and record a new CD (plug#3)

18: Your favourate quote?
"You fucking Ma ki are all the same, one sniff of pussy and you lose it" (Amano Jaku in Urotsukidoji )

19: Favourate Movie
Star Wars

20: Favourate Day of the year?
Tuesday

21: Favourate Month?
The lesser spotted African moth

22: Do you like to dance?
Ha! I don't dance I mosh!

23: Are you too shy to ask someone out?
No, but I'm too married to ask someone out

24: Summer or Winter?
Right now........er......winter

25: Your favourate actor to play James Bond?
Me, I'd get paid loads

26: When's the last time you got laid?
Last time I saw my missus
27: When's the last time you shook hands with the unemployed?
Do you mean the last time I had a wank? That's what it sounds like. Erm...... this morning.

28: What colour are your room walls?
Depends how much I've had to drink and which room of my house I'm in

29: Are you hungry?
In a sexual way? Yes

30: What's for dinner?
Check out my band (plug#4) surely the most shameless
 
1: What is your name?
Kevin Lanthier

2: What was the last song you listened to?
Uhhh... what's currently playing? Anathema - Panic

3: What was the last thing you eat?
Junior Mints

4: If you were a crayon what colour would you be?
Heh, either "Tickle Me Pink", "Robin's Egg Blue", or "Macaroni and Cheese". YES, those are ACTUAL Crayola crayon colours, I've seen them! "Macaroni and cheese"? MACARONI AND CHEESE ARE TWO DIFFERENT COLOURS!

5: Where do you want to go on honeymoon?
Pfft... no idea. I'll be boring and say Hawaii.

6: Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with?
Noone I currently know, I think.

7: Do you prefer, snow sun or rain?
A nice seasonal mixture. I tend to feel most at home in the rain.

8: Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
My best friend, Fred

9: What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Depends on from what angle I see them, I suppose. It also depends on what's most ...noticeable.

10: Do you like the sound of your own voice?
I don't think anybody does, 'cause it sounds different than what you hear while speaking it. Otherwise, yeah. It's a good voice for my personality.

11: How are you today?
Not bad.

12: Are you an alcholic?
No. I got pretty drunk back on Halloween, but only do that two or three times a year.

13: Favourate Sport?
HOCKEY!!!!!! hockeyhockeyhockeyhockeyhockeyhockeyhockey... I'm a big Canucks fan. veil the sky sounds like one, too... if anybody here knows who Matt Cooke and/or Jarkko Ruutu are, they're my favourites (and Trevor Linden, he's just such a great guy)

14: What's the next CD your gunna get?
Ooohh... The two Maudlin of the Well CD's are next on my hit list, methinks.

15: Your height?
5'11

16: Do you wear contact lenses/glasses?
Contacts, yeah.

17: What are your future goals?
To find myself a girlfriend, to get my multimedia career back on track, and to become the next Travis Smith in my spare time. :D

18: Your favourate quote?
Waaaaaaaaay too many. I love quotes. How about:

"Quoting: the act of repeating erronously the words of another."
- Ambrose Pierce

19: Favourate Movie?
Fight Club, The Truman Show, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Airplane!

20: Favourate Day of the year?
I have a seriously whacky history with New Years - something significant has happened the past two in a row. Niether were positive in the long run, but I enjoy the excitement level - I always seem to put my life on hold for a few days.

21: Favourate Month?
October and November are usually pretty good to me.

22: Do you like to dance?
Only slow dancing. Cuddling to music!

23: Are you to shy to ask someone out?
Yeah, but I force myself to overcome it when need be (although to very limited success)

24: Summer or Winter?
Spring and Fall

25: Your favourate actor to play James Bond?
Sean Connery, period.

26: When's the last time you got laid?
N/A.

27: When's the last time you shook hands with the unemployed?
Yesterday.

28: What colour are your room walls?
A very odd blue, actually.

29: Are you hungry?
Not right now, I just ate Junior Mints.

30: What's for dinner?
Probably IHOP food, tomorrow. A steak omlette perhaps?
 
well, i'm at work and haven't managed to do ANYTHING, so lets give it a go :D

1: What is your name? Stefan
2: What was the last song you listened to? Strange Machines / Gathering
3: What was the last thing you eat? a baguette with tuna (?), well, fish
4: If you were a crayon what colour would you be? if i knew what a crayon is...
5: Where do you want to go on honeymoon? south pole
6: Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with? my brain
7: Do you prefer, snow sun or rain? sun
8: Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? my mom
9: What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? the face
10: Do you like the sound of your own voice? hell no. i try to sing background vocals in my band, uaargh, but i think i will work on it.
11: How are you today? a bit bashed because of the rehearsal yesterday (i didn't have to drive, so loaaads of beer)
12: Are you an alcholic? in fact, yes :D
13: Favourite Sport? motorbiking / squash
14: What's the next CD your gunna get? some opeth
15: Your height? 180
16: Do you wear contact lenses/glasses? nope
17: What are your future goals? money, fame, groupies
18: Your favourite quote? "es kommt erstens immer anders und zweitens als man denkt"
19: Favourite Movie the matrix
20: Favourite Day of the year? saturday
21: Favourite Month? may
22: Do you like to dance? if drunk yes, else no
23: Are you to shy to ask someone out? hell yes.
24: Summer or Winter? both
25: Your favourate actor to play James Bond? moore
26: When's the last time you got laid? dunno
27: When's the last time you shook hands with the unemployed? yesterday i shook hands with a student :D
28: What colour are your room walls? white
29: Are you hungry? no
30: What's for dinner? something the company's cuisine has to offer

well, that was not all to hard
 
Originally posted by Lina
hahahahahahahahaha! Why didn't I get that?

Uhhh, I don't think The Wanderer got it either, and his is particularly funny. :lol:

Welllllll, that would be this morning. :cool:


:eek:
Did u just say that you masturbate? 'cause if so...you're the first girl i ever saw admitting that ! :D
 
hehe..ok sorry, i wont ever use that word anymore. ;)
(but if you admit, why are you so afraid of this word? :confused: )

Well, i havent seen other girls here (or anywhere) admit, they all say its like, only a guy thing. so you're the first one i saw - congratulations ! lol :)
 
1: What is your name? lindsay ann

2: What was the last song you listened to? charon- "worthless"

3: What was the last thing you eat? a slice of pizza

4: If you were a crayon what colour would you be? a gilttery purple one that smells like a grape :)

5: Where do you want to go on honeymoon? you know all about my marriage plans! i guess ill stick around in vegas :p

6: Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with? my cat :( that makes me sad to think about.

7: Do you prefer, snow sun or rain? snow! i want to have a snowball fight so bad

8: Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? i cant remember! damn i dont like phones. i think i was at work and answered the phone last weekend.

9: What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
depends...but often its eyes.

10: Do you like the sound of your own voice? hell no i sound like a redneck :)

11: How are you today? damn id like a beer

12: Are you an alcholic? no :p

13: Favourate Sport? i like to skateboard. does that count

14: What's the next CD your gunna get? katatonia's tonights music ep is supposed to be in the mail!

15: Your height? 5'4 or 5'5. i dont know.

16: Do you wear contact lenses/glasses? yes

17: What are your future goals? to have a snowball fight.

18: Your favourate quote? this changes a lot. i like a lot of oscar wilde quotes.

19: Favourate Movie edward scissorhands

20: Favourate Day of the year? halloween

21: Favourate Month? august

22: Do you like to dance? sometimes

23: Are you to shy to ask someone out? depends.

24: Summer or Winter? winter

25: Your favourate actor to play James Bond? sean connery

26: When's the last time you got laid? its none of your buisness!

27: When's the last time you shook hands with the unemployed? actually, i can honestly say last week because i talked to and properly introduced myself to a homeless guy looking at the elvis christmas cds at work.

28: What colour are your room walls? poster covered

29: Are you hungry? nope

30: What's for dinner? dont know ;). im spontaneous with meals.

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HOCKEY!!!!!! hockeyhockeyhockeyhockeyhockeyhockeyhockey... I'm a big Canucks fan. veil the sky sounds like one, too... if anybody here knows who Matt Cooke and/or Jarkko Ruutu are, they're my favourites (and Trevor Linden, he's just such a great guy)

Hell yes! We are a very rare breed in the UK. If ever you saw UK league hockey, you'd know why. At least Lord Byron flys the flag for us in the nhl (can't think of any others.) I'm going to Fernie in BC Canada for a fortnight over Christmas, but I hope to take in a Calgary Flames game at some point (what a season). I think Valeri Bure is quality, but Iginla has been turning on the style all season (I used to like Gnat Domenicelli, damn!). I have to say the Trevor Linden is one decent player indeed though!

I also take interest in the Flyers, but I was distraught to see Eric Lindros limp out season beore last. Oh well, there's always Big John L.C. I'll stop now because I talk about sport way too much on this forum!
 
27: When's the last time you shook hands with the unemployed? after all this discussion, people still aren't getting this! Must not be reading the whole thread. Errr.
 
Originally posted by HoserHellspawn
I'm a big Canucks fan. veil the sky sounds like one, too... if anybody here knows who Matt Cooke and/or Jarkko Ruutu are, they're my favourites (and Trevor Linden, he's just such a great guy)
I will be seeing them play the Capitals on Jan 19 here in DC.
 
1: What is your name?
Jonathan
2: What was the last song you listened to?
Borknagar - Icon Dreams
3: What was the last thing you eat?
bread and khalva
4: If you were a crayon what colour would you be?
never thought of that, and i'm not about to start now
5: Where do you want to go on honeymoon?
somewhere private, cold, and snowy (is that a word). maybe by a lake in some finnish forest...
6: Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with?
...her name is Noy :)
7: Do you prefer, snow sun or rain?
rain
8: Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
hmmm... the aformention Noy's mother, asking her where her daughter is...
9: What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
hair, quite silly i reckon...
10: Do you like the sound of your own voice?
no, whenever i try to listen to it it just sounds rediculous
11: How are you today?
frustrated
12: Are you an alcholic?
no, i despise alcohol
13: Favourate Sport?
does headbanging count? what about the sport mentioned in question number 27?
14: What's the next CD your gunna get?
hmm... either both Maudlin Of The Well latest releases or both Shape Of Despair albums
15: Your height?
173 cm without shoes
16: Do you wear contact lenses/glasses?
no
17: What are your future goals?
be happy and calm
18: Your favourate quote?
"read quotes, don't live by them", - me.
19: Favourate Movie
hmm... Monty Python and the Life Of Brian, or maybe The Prime Suspect, or The Proffesional/Leon
20: Favourate Day of the year?
first rain
21: Favourate Month?
January
22: Do you like to dance?
only when alone and listening to Queensryche
23: Are you to shy to ask someone out?
only had one "proper" date my whole life, and i wasn't the one who made the move...
24: Summer or Winter?
Winter
25: Your favourate actor to play James Bond?
never liked James Bond movies that much...
26: When's the last time you got laid?
never
27: When's the last time you shook hands with the unemployed?
this morning
28: What colour are your room walls?
sort of banana colour i never figured out...
29: Are you hungry?
no, just ate
30: What's for dinner?
read the answer for question number 3
 
Originally posted by Jayde


I beg to differ, sir. I'm a girl, and I admitted it in my answers as well.


Oh, well i didnt know you were a girl, so ok, you're the first one :)

btw, why is everybody doing it in the morning ?!!? it sucks!
who the hell is horny when he gets up? :confused:
 
1: What is your name? Mike
2: What was the last song you listened to? Umm, Still Life. Moonlapse Vertigo.
3: What was the last thing you eat? Ritz crackers
4: If you were a crayon what colour would you be? Green.
5: Where do you want to go on honeymoon? Don't know.
6: Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with? Someone Whom share love.
7: Do you prefer, snow sun or rain? I like snow and sun. Rains good too.
8: Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? A relative.
9: What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Difference.
10: Do you like the sound of your own voice? Not really.
11: How are you today? Not so bad.
12: Are you an alcholic? Nope
13: Favourate Sport? I like snowboarding, and Martial Arts.
14: What's the next CD your gunna get? A whole bunch.
15: Your height? approx. 5'8.
16: Do you wear contact lenses/glasses? No.
17: What are your future goals? Education, Job, Get a better avatar, see Opeth live, make music.
18: Your favourate quote? Umm, "Life's too short to be pissed off all the time".
19: Favourate Movie One of my favs. is Bram Strokers Dracula.
20: Favourate Day of the year? Don't know.
21: Favourate Month? Don't know.
22: Do you like to dance? Not really.
23: Are you to shy to ask someone out? Sure.
24: Summer or Winter? Both.
25: Your favourate actor to play James Bond? Connery was good.
26: When's the last time you got laid? Not.
27: When's the last time you shook hands with the
unemployed?
28: What colour are your room walls? Dark blue.
29: Are you hungry? Not really.
30: What's for dinner? Already Ate.
 
1: What is your name? - Dan
2: What was the last song you listened to? - The Drapery Falls by.. oh come on, it's not like you don't know
3: What was the last thing you eat? - Uhh.. a cookie, I think
4: If you were a crayon what colour would you be? - Black
5: Where do you want to go on honeymoon? - I don't know
6: Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with? - My Emily-Beth kid
7: Do you prefer, snow sun or rain? - Snow..
8: Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? - Uhh.. probably one of my sister's friends
9: What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? - Smile, I think
10: Do you like the sound of your own voice? - No.
11: How are you today? - I'm doing fine, thank you
12: Are you an alcholic? - Haha, that'd be quite something at 15. In other words, no
13: Favourate Sport? - I love watching extreme sports
14: What's the next CD your gunna get? - I'm not sure, I have loads.. maybe Orchid, Morningrise or My Arms, Your Hearse
15: Your height? - 6' or so
16: Do you wear contact lenses/glasses? - Nope
17: What are your future goals? - Move to Jackson, Michigan to be with my Emily kid. And earn loadsa money, baby
18: Your favourate quote? - I have loads
19: Favourate Movie - I'm not much into movies.. but probably Monty Python and the Holy Grail or something
20: Favourate Day of the year? - December 24
21: Favourate Month? - December
22: Do you like to dance? - Not really
23: Are you to shy to ask someone out? - Yeah
24: Summer or Winter? - Winter
25: Your favourate actor to play James Bond? - Pierce of course
26: When's the last time you got laid? - Must have been in a life before this..
27: When's the last time you shook hands with the unemployed? - I have no idea, but it was probably my own
28: What colour are your room walls? - Blue
29: Are you hungry? - Not really
30: What's for dinner? - CHICKEN!
 
1: What is your name? Mike
2: What was the last song you listened to? Beseech-Demon Child
3: What was the last thing you eat? Pizza Bagel Bites
4: If you were a crayon what colour would you be? I'm color blind :cry:
5: Where do you want to go on honeymoon? My bed
6: Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with? My future wife.
7: Do you prefer, snow sun or rain? Snow
8: Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Pizza Hut
9: What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes
10: Do you like the sound of your own voice? Not on tape
11: How are you today? Quite well, thank you for asking
12: Are you an alcholic? Only on the weekends :D
13: Favourate Sport? Football (Americano")
14: What's the next CD your gunna get? Could be anything
15: Your height? 6 feet 5 inches
16: Do you wear contact lenses/glasses? Glasses
17: What are your future goals? Family
18: Your favourate quote? Anything Homer says
19: Favourate Movie The Godfather
20: Favourate Day of the year? New Years Day
21: Favourate Month? December
22: Do you like to dance? I can't
23: Are you to shy to ask someone out? A little
24: Summer or Winter? Winter
25: Your favourate actor to play James Bond? Sean Connery
26: When's the last time you got laid? I don't know you that well

27: When's the last time you shook hands with the unemployed? Right now
28: What colour are your room walls? White
29: Are you hungry? Always
30: What's for dinner? Probably pizza
 
1: What is your name?
Henrik

2: What was the last song you listened to?
Something by Mörk Gryning

3: What was the last thing you eat?
It was a piece of white bread (to end my lunch)

4: If you were a crayon what colour would you be?
blue

5: Where do you want to go on honeymoon?
till fjälls

6: Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with?
haven't decided yet

7: Do you prefer, snow sun or rain?
sun, if I'm gonna be outside

8: Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
a friend

9: What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
face

10: Do you like the sound of your own voice?
hell no! (I think noone does)

11: How are you today?
tired

12: Are you an alcholic?
nope, not really

13: Favourate Sport?
badminton

14: What's the next CD your gunna get?
something by porcupine tree, perhaps

15: Your height?
181cm

16: Do you wear contact lenses/glasses?
nope

17: What are your future goals?
getting an education
getting the band signed

18: Your favourate quote?
don't have one at the moment :)

19: Favourate Movie
The Usual Suspects
(and like THAT....he's gone....)

20: Favourate Day of the year?
24th dec

21: Favourate Month?
decembre

22: Do you like to dance?
depends on how drunk I am

23: Are you to shy to ask someone out?
depends

24: Summer or Winter?
yes

25: Your favourate actor to play James Bond?
Sean Connery!

26: When's the last time you got laid?
ummm.....could you repeat?

27: When's the last time you shook hands with the unemployed?
My mom says I shouldn't talk to such people....let alone shake their hands...

28: What colour are your room walls?
orange-yellow (but not too strong color)

29: Are you hungry?
yes....getting late, and I'm stuck here at school finishing some stupid stuff....

30: What's for dinner?
don't know yet