ANOTHER Nevermore board member dream!!

[lizard]

sooooooooo....I had the one dream where karen and cara were with me in the museum and no hot monkey sex happened but it was wierd. and now...I woke up on Saturday morning and I had dreamed of ....


yes, its true.....




hold on.....





Will Bozarth!



(and thank god no sex happened, for both our sakes.)


here's what happened.

Will's band was about to play in this small amphitheater. Before the band started, a guy walked up to the microphone, and said, "hello, I'm _____ Bozarth, Will's dad. I'd like to take this opportunity to tell you all that I've been having an affair with ________ and that I'll be leaving my wife."

There was a hush in the audience as nobody (least of all me, the dreamer) knew wtf was going on.

Then a woman came up onto the stage and said, "I'm _________ Bozarth, Will's mom, and I'm glad you're leaving...and by the way, you should know that Will is not your son. I was having an affair and got pregnant by our stockbroker!"

By now the entire audience was buzzing.

Then the band started playing, and I woke up.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Hahahaha

 

[lizard]

next I'll probably dream about sharing a bowl with Neal.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Except it'll be a bowl of cornflakes laced with rat poison or something weird like that.

That's a fucken hilarious dream.

 

[lizard]

I think there was also some black guy who came up from the audience who said he was Will's dad but I was trying not to be inflammatory.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Rick.... you don't actually need to swallow the Listerine before you go to bed, but to spit it out after 30 seconds.




thats a funny dream!!!

 

[lizard]

Rick.... you don't actually need to swallow the Listerine before you go to bed, but to spit it out after 30 seconds.

haha you know what, I'm paranoid about that. I bet after I gargle, I wash my mouth out at least three times because I don't want to swallow that stuff

 

[neal]

next I'll probably dream about sharing a bowl with Neal.

it doesnt have to just be a dream, pal.

 

[Karmic]

I had a weird dream once. NM played in our living room....
...and warrel gave me these blue sneakers that kept vanishing out of my hands. He laughed at me.

 

[Zob Rombie]

Rotfllll

 

[lizard]

it doesnt have to just be a dream, pal.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

You guys suck. I have dreams about my GF's damn wiener dog which I hate more than anything in the world. If I could kill it and get away with it , I probably would. It haunts my dreams. It barks at me constanly, bites me and pisses on me AND THATS IN REAL LIFE.

 

[lizard]

well its not all party hats and gifts, when you dream of Cara and Karen and nothing carnal happens

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

well its not all party hats and gifts, when you dream of Cara and Karen and nothing carnal happens

I actually sense your pain and hope tonights dream will involve them , whip cream, rubber sheets, and gerbils.

 

[lizard]

thx. somehow its a crime to dream of hot chicks and not experience the full range of their delights. kind of like taking a new bmw out onto the freeway and only being allowed to drive it 40 mph

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

last dream i had involving one of you was the other night when i sawed acie's shoulder off with a chainsaw...i think i thought i was ash from evil dead. but i didn't mean to hurt acie, i just couldn't control my chainsaw

 

[E-bortion]

my shoulder...

 

[Will Bozarth]

haha, funny dream... although, the creepy thing is, he did leave us for someone before... my mom was stupid enough to take him back, though

im in people's dreams... creepy!

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Luckily no one knows what I look like , therefore I cant die in anyones dreams.

 

[Vrykolakas]

I just start dreaming about a hot naked guy and I gotta get up to go pee.