Another Top 10 Thread.

[NAD]

Search feature fucked. Make this one your own rules, top 10 albums, songs, bands, hairstyles, whatever. I'm going to go with Top 10 Bands That Never Quite Made a Masterpiece But Still Kick All Kinds of Fucking Ass.

Top 10 Bands That Never Quite Made a Masterpiece But Still Kick All Kinds of Fucking Ass:

1. Type O Negative
2. Kyuss
3. Black Sabbath
4. Corrosion of Conformity
5. Hypocrisy
6. Queens of the Stone Age
7. Marilyn Manson
8. Taake
9. Ulver
10. Mr. Bungle

 

[JayKeeley]

Top 10 Albums from the 1980-1990:

1. Megadeth - Rust in Peace
2. Iron Maiden - Powerslave
3. Queensryche - Operation Mindcrime
4. Metallica - Ride the Lightning
5. Iron Maiden - Live After Death
6. Ozzy Osbourne - Diary of a Madman
7. Metallica - Master of Puppets
8. Slayer - Reign in Blood
9. Sepultura - Beneath the Remains
10. Guns 'n Roses - Appetite for Destruction

 

[Dev]

My 10 last greatest discoveries in Music , ranked by ruleness :

1.In Slaughter Natives - Resurrection
2.Kayo Dot - Choirs of the Eye
3.Sigur Ros - ( )
4.The Ocean - Fluxion
5.Demimonde - Mutant Star
6.Raison d'être - Requiem for Abandoned Souls
7.Jesu - S/T
8.Lunar Aurora - Zyklus
9.Oceansize - Effloresce
10.Summoning - Nightshade Forests

 

[JayKeeley]

Damn, I did the top 10 viking list and UM pissed in my eye yet again...

Bass solo, take 2:

1. Bathory - Hammerheart
2. Enslaved - Vikingligr Veldi
3. Falkenbach - ..En Their Medh Riki Fara...
4. Helheim - Jortmundgand
5. Einherjer - Norwegian Native Art
6. Thyrfing - Vannesevisor
7. Mithotyn - Gathered Around the Oaken Table
8. Moonsorrow - Verisakeet
9. Ensiferum - s/t
10. Graveland - Dawn of Iron Blades

Sumfink like that...

 

[Freedomlover]

Top 10 sins:
1. Pride
2. Lust
3. Wrath
4. Sloth
5. Ibanez
6. Jealousy
7. Incontinence
8. Tweta
9. Artificial harmonics
10. Listening to radio

 

[Allure of the Earth]

Top Ten Bands In Random Canadian Bands With Capitals: :hotjump:

1) Unexpect
2) Blinded By Faith
3) Rammer
4) Goat Horn
5) Woods of Ypres
6) Blood of Christ
7) Lapidate
8) Dead of Winter
9) Will of the Ancients
10) Rotting

 

[JayKeeley]

Top 10 Chicks (in no order)

Kate Beckinsale (in the Diet Coke commercial)
Kelly Hu (in X Men 2 as Lady Deatstrike)
Sarah Michelle Gellar (in I Know What You Did Last Summer as prom queen)
Angelina Jolie (in pretty much anything)
Denise Richards (in Wild Things getting her kit off, pre-Charlie Sheen stretch marks)
Jenna Jameson (just for being such a skank in high heels)
Jennifer Aniston (and why not indeed)
Eliza Dushku (as Faith and kicking the crap out of Buffy)
Kirsten Dunst (in Bring it On, because everyone needs some cheering once in a while)
Halle Berry (in that Swordfish film where she gets her paps out)

 

[spaffe]

Ten best songtitles from the top of my head: (in no particular order)

-þæn Sum Fran Griften Gangar (Arckanum)
-Wolves Guard my Coffin (Behemoth)
-The Howling of God (BAN)
-No Dreams Breed in Breathless Sleep (Dissection)
-Liturgi i Dissonans (Koldbrann)
-Emerging From her Weepings (Naglfar)
-Das blau-kristallne Kämmerlein (Empyrium)
-The Mishapen Steed (Agalloch)
-Sinful Fleshspear (Malign)
-Min lekam er meg blott en byrde (Kvist)

Halfway through I realized how pointless a list such as this is since a song title only becomes really good when you enjoy the song itself.

 

[lurch70]

Top 10 Romanian Bands

1. The disco band that the chubby guy freaks out to in the video circulating the net
2. Zamfir, master of the pan flute
3. Gypsy band from the Danube delta
4. Negura Bunget

 

[Dev]

Top 10 French Bands , well not including some 'singers' (mix of favs. and famous/cult )

1.Elend
2.Blut Aus Nord
3.Magma
4.Supuration/S.U.P
5.Deathspell Omega
6.Dirge
7.Monolithe
8.Gojira
9.Belenos
10.Klone

 

[NAD]

Top 5 Underwear That Chicks Wear

1. boy shorts

2. g-string w/ the see thru front thingy

3. g-string

4. thong

5. bare ass

Although the only kind I don't like are those big thing thong top things with the small string ass floss, those look stupid. And gramma panties of course, but I hope no chick in this day and age wears those when the possibility of exposure is imminent.

 

[Henrik Main]

Top 10 Norwegian metal bands

1. Emperor
2. Enslaved
3. Borknagar
4. Darkthrone
5. Immortal
6. 1349
7. Blood Red Throne
8. Mayhem
9. Gehenna
10. Satyricon

 

[MajestikMøøse]

In Flames' releases top 10

Place in Order from best to worst:

1. The Jester Race
2. Subterranean EP
3. The Lunar Strain
4. Black Ash Inheritance EP
5. Whoracle
6. Clayman
7. Colony
8. Reroute To Remain
9. Trigger EP (I actually haven't heard this, but it can't suck more than: )
10. Soundtrack to Selling Out

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Top Ten RC Postars

1. One Inch Man
My IQ is Schfifty-five!
June 5th, 2002 14,789

2. J.
Arcane
May 15th, 2002 13,546

3. Demonspell
uneven sophistication
April 29th, 2001 12,790

4. JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
April 26th, 2002 12,129

5. Erik
majestic thou in ruin
October 10th, 2001 11,193

6. ct_thrash
Centipede Woman
March 5th, 2002 10,730

7. NicodemiX
GRAVEYARD MOSH
July 28th, 2003 10,438

8. neal
evil monky in your closet
December 17th, 2001 9,536

9. Russell
__________
July 15th, 2001 8,599

10. Black Winter Day
Going For the One
April 10th, 2002 7,806

 

[NAD]

I wish post count got me chicks, I'd be so pimp. Girlfriend's age? Schfifty-five!

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Top ten things pissing me off right now
10. My roommate and his girlfriend, both of whom are cool, but who are unholy when combined.
9. My roommate's girlfriend's friends, who suck.
8. The fact that I have to walk all the way to the Commons if I want food. Why can't they deliver? Fuckers.
7. This shitty tuft of hair on my forehead that's too damn short and ends up sticking up and looking retarded.
6. In-N-Out's continuing failure to provide me with adequate napkins and/or ketchup.
5. The fucking Banshees in the Eastern Plaguelands who keep using fear spells and sending me running into a mob of ten ghouls.
4. Lag. FUCK LAG. (Both of those are World of Warcraft-related.)
3. Having a class at 9:30 in the morning, every morning.
2. The slow and steady disapperance of my alcohol supply.
1. Killswitch Engage. Just knowing that they exist pisses me off.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

The top ten things that pisses me off when pupils do:

10. Spits out chewing tobacco or "snus" inside.
9. Talks in mobile phones during class.
8. Spits out gum inside.
7. Insults my mother.
6. Spits out food inside.
5. Is wearing baggy pants.
4. Spits out snot inside.
3. Plays a Slipknot album on the cd-player in the classroom (the whole bloody way through!!!!!).
2. Spits out various other bodily fluids inside.
1. Spits out any of the items mentioned in number 10, 8, 6, 4 or 2 on me.

Man, this has been a long day...

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I think I've just heard something that might dissuade me from a career in teaching. seriously, spitting indoors? WTF

and the other stuff sucks too.

 

[Krilons Resa]

9. My roommate's girlfriend's friends, who suck.

How is that a bad thing?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Top Ten Reasons why I don't want to go to school today

1. I could stay here and jerk off all day
2. I could stay here and listen to metal all day
3. I could stay here and play computer games all day
4. I could stay here and look at porn all day
5. I could stay here and eat candy all day
6. I could stay here and eat pizza all day
7. I could stay here and drink vodka all day
8. I could stay here and mosh with my furniture all day
9. I could stay here and play guitar all day
10. I could stay here and sleep all day