Anyone else have a dumbass brother?

[Loren Littlejohn]

So here is the new joke for my brother (who is 24 years old):

"what is the difference between my brother and a 5 year old?"

A: "A 5 year old feels bad after Mom yells at him for drawing on the dog."

Seriously, he did this shit.

 

[Melb_shredder]

LOL! *facepalm* was he stoned?

 

[KeithReyn]

HAHAHA!

 

[Ashgarth]

 

[Harry Hughes]

Geezus, can't say I've contemplated doing that even while really drunk or high.

 

[Metal Overload]

Hahaha what he draw??

Ps. Why all Facepalm .gif´s are always Star trek or something related?? hahah

 

[GeertSamuel]

Please thank your brother for the inspiration he gave me!

 

[bryan_kilco]

Yes.

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

Nope neither high nor drunk. Just stupid and disrespectful.

 

[Line666]

I'm pretty convinced my brother is the human embodiment of a sloth, all he does is eat and sleep.

 

[Chryst Krispies]

I have three dumbass brothers. I'm also an idiot so I guess my parents have 4 dumbass kids.

 

[bryan_kilco]

I have three dumbass brothers. I'm also an idiot so I guess my parents have 4 dumbass kids.

your parents = self owned.

 

[colonel kurtz]

Yes.

you get your brother to wash his hands after he shits yet??

 

[Chryst Krispies]

My whole life is a facepalm.

 

[DanLights]

I'm pretty convinced my brother is the human embodiment of a sloth, all he does is eat and sleep.

same here, mine seems to TRY to do something else once in a while, but miserably fails everytime

 

[Eddy]

Yep. My brother ripped out some spare parts from my car to fix his own. Didn't tell me until after the fact. I was going to sell that car, it was (is) still in working condition.

He also still lives at home. At the tender age of 41...

 

[JMarz]

Yep. My brother ripped out some spare parts from my car to fix his own. Didn't tell me until after the fact. I was going to sell that car, it was (is) still in working condition.

He also still lives at home. At the tender age of 41...

:zombie: Jesus Christ, man.

Think I have all of you topped, though.. My brother once fapped, wiped it on the cat, and played it off like he spilled some sort of pop or something on him

Mom: "WHY IS THE CAT SO STICKY?"
Me: "Don't think I'll be going anywhere near him for atLEAST a month.."

Degenerate.

 

[Notuern]

JMarz.. come on, please... for the love of god(Yes, you made me believe there is a need for one.), tell me that you are shitting us?

 

[robfromthedeep]

My brother is doing alright for himself... Pretty sure i'm the dumbass brother.

 

[Eddy]

My brother is doing alright for himself... Pretty sure i'm the dumbass brother.

That's what I thought for years, although I'm still not quite sure which way it really is.