- May 9, 2001
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How many yesses do you get?
1. Do u smell your farts under the duvet?
2. Have you ever held your birds head under the duvet when you let rip?
3. Have you ever pissed in a beer can instead of walking upstairs to the toilet?
4. Have you ever fucked work off just because your team has lost?
5. Do you leave xmas shopping until the 24th december?
6. Have you ever felt another birds arse while your bird is in the same room?
7. Do you ever look at your shit after you have finished?
8. After the misses has sprayed the bog with the green slimy stuff do u aim for it all when having a piss?
9. Have you ever had your dinner while sitting on the bog?
10. Do u call your mates whilest having a crap?
If u get 10 out of 10 you are a mans man - well done!!!!!!!!!
7-9 well your a geezer alright but you need to work on it!
5-6 you need to let your primal instincts go a bit, so what if the mother in-law dont like it!
4 or less - are you sure your a bloke? check the family jewels!
1. Do u smell your farts under the duvet?
2. Have you ever held your birds head under the duvet when you let rip?
3. Have you ever pissed in a beer can instead of walking upstairs to the toilet?
4. Have you ever fucked work off just because your team has lost?
5. Do you leave xmas shopping until the 24th december?
6. Have you ever felt another birds arse while your bird is in the same room?
7. Do you ever look at your shit after you have finished?
8. After the misses has sprayed the bog with the green slimy stuff do u aim for it all when having a piss?
9. Have you ever had your dinner while sitting on the bog?
10. Do u call your mates whilest having a crap?
If u get 10 out of 10 you are a mans man - well done!!!!!!!!!
7-9 well your a geezer alright but you need to work on it!
5-6 you need to let your primal instincts go a bit, so what if the mother in-law dont like it!
4 or less - are you sure your a bloke? check the family jewels!
