As seen on the MABB... The pillows that made me cry inside.

Captain Beard

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These make me mourn our future.

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Thats the place. Because some of the stuff you might need only comes from them in towns like mine. Target doesn't carry everything. :( They killed off all but one of our hardware stores, and all our flower nurseries. :cry:
 
In February or somewhere thereabout, I go live closer to my new friends and tend bars up north. I save up as we speak. Don't worry guys, I'll still post. I'll always post. Until they shut it down. And then... I'll shed a tear. o_O
 
My favorite is "OMG! did U c da NewBie. $o CuTe! :x" mainly because I can't tell what the fuck the other ones say. Why would anyone ever write like this? It makes writing 100000000 times harder that way.
 
The other day, I had to pick my dad up from the airport, but I was way too early, so I was looking around for something to do to kill some time without spending any money. The closet thing around was the Wall*Mart.

So I slowly drove up. The place was huge, and there were people everywhere, walking around the parking lot, pushing their gigantic carts filled with bullshit, they're fat bodies waddling back and forth like the tides coming in on an ocean of fat. I knew this was gonna be bad.

I parked and walked in. Now, I'm not a racist man, mind you, but the people shopping in the Wall*Mart were largely black, or minorities, but even more importantly, stupid. The sad fact of their new American black culture is based completely on materialism and bullshit, and this Wall*Mart was basically ground zero for the people that have no intention of working or doing anything productive with themselves, yet still want to own "stuff". Walking around this place, I knew that no one needs 95% of the bullshit that this place sells, yet they sell it so cheap that people buy it anyway.

Wall*Mart has gone beyond just being a store. Its a social hotspot, a meeting place for the dregs, a dance club for consumers, a make out room of materialism. It's low price titiliation, a complete whoring out of capitalism, and the reason why people are so shallow, empty, and lead such pitiful unfufilled lives (unless of course you believe in Jebus!).

I was depressed walking around there, by myself in my hat and sunglasses to remain a passive observer, but I learned a lot. I dont surround myself in my life with these kinds of people, but when you see how many there are, and how much bullshit they buy, you realize that they are America, in every state, in every Wall*Mart. They're breeding people who need to own bullshit to feel like they belong, because its all there and it smells great, and they can almost reach it.... and cant possibly live without it. What's sad is that there are people dumb enough to believe it.

America is beautiful... if you can get away from the bullshit long enough to notice.

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Brooks said:
The other day, I had to pick my dad up from the airport, but I was way too early, so I was looking around for something to do to kill some time without spending any money. The closet thing around was the Wall*Mart.

So I slowly drove up. The place was huge, and there were people everywhere, walking around the parking lot, pushing their gigantic carts filled with bullshit, they're fat bodies waddling back and forth like the tides coming in on an ocean of fat. I knew this was gonna be bad.

I parked and walked in. Now, I'm not a racist man, mind you, but the people shopping in the Wall*Mart were largely black, or minorities, but even more importantly, stupid. The sad fact of their new American black culture is based completely on materialism and bullshit, and this Wall*Mart was basically ground zero for the people that have no intention of working or doing anything productive with themselves, yet still want to own "stuff". Walking around this place, I knew that no one needs 95% of the bullshit that this place sells, yet they sell it so cheap that people buy it anyway.

Wall*Mart has gone beyond just being a store. Its a social hotspot, a meeting place for the dregs, a dance club for consumers, a make out room of materialism. It's low price titiliation, a complete whoring out of capitalism, and the reason why people are so shallow, empty, and lead such pitiful unfufilled lives (unless of course you believe in Jebus!).

I was depressed walking around there, by myself in my hat and sunglasses to remain a passive observer, but I learned a lot. I dont surround myself in my life with these kinds of people, but when you see how many there are, and how much bullshit they buy, you realize that they are America, in every state, in every Wall*Mart. They're breeding people who need to own bullshit to feel like they belong, because its all there and it smells great, and they can almost reach it.... and cant possibly live without it. What's sad is that there are people dumb enough to believe it.
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AMEN BROOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :notworthy :notworthy

There's soemthing I always say ... "Walmart shoppers, Mcdonald's eaters.. .Starbucks drinkers"
In other words: majority of this country.
And then people cry why the metal scene is so lame here...
Great post Brooks, I wish I could rep you now hahaha

btw, just because I'm a "ferner" and dissing Walmart and Starbucks doesn't mean I hate the entire country..MMMK.
(I feel like a disclaimer is in order every time I bitch about *anything* that is American )