ATTN Eos

[cedarbreed]

Shelley, come over here, on this board, quick ! I've got something very important to tell you, Mariner's life depends on it, you must hurry, minutes are counted !

 

[Light]

I can be your Shelley

 

[cedarbreed]

Sorry Light, it HAS to be the REAL Shelley, HURRY UPPPPPPPPP

 

[Light]

If she's not on the board, how can she see you calling her to the board?

 

[cedarbreed]

Someone who might be in touch with her and tell her

 

[Light]

Is it really really really important? I could SMS her...

 

[cedarbreed]

erm erm ... well erm ... it's not worth a SMS but it's really important ... I can't explain it now

 

[Dhatura]

But how can it be so important if it's not worth an sms?

 

[Bambi]

you fucking drama queen cider breath, make your mind up

 

[cedarbreed]

Well ok, here's the story ... Basically, Pieter ( Mariner ) is gonna die in atrocious sufferings in two days. I have my sources ... And she and only she can stop that. She is the only solution. I must tell her how, since she's not aware of it.

 

[Bambi]

fuck it, let him suffer and die. but post pics of it here.

 

[DragonLady1]

fuck it, let him suffer and die. but post pics of it here.

jimmy tragic on the way

 

[cedarbreed]

Look, the way he's gonna die isn't funny at all. I'm sure none of you want the gentle, nice, purest person of this board to pass away the way he will if Shelley doesn't stop the curse. There's got to be someone here who can mail her and tell her to have a look at this thread

 

[Dhatura]

So you say OUR BABY MARINER'S LIFE IS NOT WORTH A FUCKING SMS????????????

 

[cedarbreed]

well erm ... it's complicated Light's gonna hate me if he wastes a SMS for that but hell ... FOR PIETER !!

 

[Bambi]

well, no mariner =no polls.
suits me fine

 

[cedarbreed]

erm ... I AM THE KING OF POLLS !!!!!!!!!!

 

[cedarbreed]

On Tuesday, August 19th, at 9.24 P.M, Pieter's gonna feel like having a pee. A dead manly pee. Pee's gonna flow so much that his penis will break and fall in the bog. he's gonna die in 7 minutes and 13 seconds because of the hemorragy. Shelley can break the curse. only SHE can. Now don't tell me you won't warn her ...

 

[cedarbreed]

And I ONLY know how she can break this curse

 

[Dhatura]

well, no mariner =no polls.
suits me fine

Don't be anti-social, darling.