ATTN Eos

[cedarbreed]

but somehow I'm still about to die. and my back hurts since this morning... i hope it hasnt anything to do with it

That's the proof I'm not lying. The curse is on and will soon become irreversible.

 

[cedarbreed]

Huh??!!! Did I miss something???

Sorry, Samael, HIM, Nightwish and a part of Finntroll were keeping me away from the internet the last few days... *blushes..*

Here's the plot :

On Tuesday, August 19th, at 9.24 P.M, Pieter's gonna feel like having a pee. A dead manly pee. Pee's gonna flow so much that his penis will break and fall in the bog. he's gonna die in 7 minutes and 13 seconds because of the hemorragy. Shelley can break the curse. only SHE can. Now don't tell me you won't warn her ...

and now here's the solution :

You must fly to Ireland and meet someone called Duncan Patterson, and date him. That's the only solution, else we'll all mourn Pieter on wednesday.
Don't ask me why. It's fate, the butterfly effect blablah ... but that's the truth. Now it's up to you

 

[DragonLady1]

and who told u that? the oracle of Delfi?

 

[cedarbreed]

I have my sources ...
Oh poooorrrrr Pieterrrrrrrr

 

[DragonLady1]

this thread is weird.... I think the internet is taken too serious sometimes

 

[Light]

DUNCAN'S MINE

 

[Bambi]

thats a funny looking mine

 

[Eos]

DUNCAN'S MINE

Forgett about that dear, you're too late *evil laughter*...

 

[Eos]

and now here's the solution :
You must fly to Ireland and meet someone called Duncan Patterson, and date him. That's the only solution, else we'll all mourn Pieter on wednesday.

But what about the african elephants, the aleutian canada goose, the aye-aye, the dugongs and the kakapos???!!!!!

*PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC*

 

[cedarbreed]

nice to hear that

 

[Eos]

nice to hear that

All those poor sweet animals are dying and you even like it??!!

 

[cedarbreed]

The post was referring to your previous one, it seems we clicked at the same moment

 

[Dhatura]

All those poor sweet animals are dying and you even like it??!!

Are you responsible for their death too?

 

[Eos]

Are you responsible for their death too?

There's only one animal I can hurt without any bad feelings..

 

[Bambi]

you'd kill ronnie james dio???

 

[Light]

haha

 

[Thortyir]

erm ... I AM THE KING OF POLLS !!!!!!!!!!

I think you know this Impaled Nazarene song: "I am the killer of the polls"

Anyway, good luck to you Piet... I would be really sad to loose such a huge thing...

 

[cedarbreed]

I think you know this Impaled Nazarene song: "I am the killer of the polls"

yeah it"s a nice one. I remember covering ' we are satan's generation ' with friends one night. The guy from the studio gave the keys to us because there were no other bands rehearsing. He told us to let the keys at the pub on the other side of the road so he could get them back the day after. We spent the whole night in the studio alone playing covers from Impaled Nazarene, Six Feet Under, Sepultura ... good times

 

[Thortyir]

Covers rules... Funniest thing when you're in a band...

 

[cedarbreed]

Nah there are better things than covers my friends : whores and cocaine

HEY SHIT ! WHERE DID YOU GET CRIMSON 2 ?????