ATTN: Fantasy Football Players!

[The Ozzman]

Doomcifer

 

[King Richard]

Someone offer me a trade...

Fine, I offered you one too.

 

[Matt]

Wasted a first round pick on Jackson, jeeeesus christ.

That was fucking stupid, conisdering he's overrated as fuck and easily has the most atrocious offensive line in the league

 

[rms]

he was sweet last year and i figured since their passing game got shit on a bit theyd run more. BUT NO

 

[King Richard]

SERIOUS QUESTION:

It's obvious Ender isn't paying attention to his team. My question to you all is, why should I do?

 

[The Ozzman]

SERIOUS QUESTION:

It's obvious Ender isn't paying attention to his team. My question to you all is, why should I do?

Take his team and give players to each of the other teams

 

[King Richard]

By using a lottery or something?

 

[The Ozzman]

By using a lottery or something?

LDO

Do a random number generator in Excel.

EDIT: Something like this:

Put everyone's team name into Excel in one column. In the other column, put the formula =rand(1,60) and pick a number within that set of numbers. Whichever person first gets a number that is the closest to a number without going over goes first. You then remove that person (with their number) from the list and then repeat with the remaining people

 

[AchrisK]

But then we have an odd number of teams. Or are you going to repopulate his team with just average players and leave it? I think you should manage it and just have two teams...but no trading between them.

 

[seedofvengeance]

Do a draft type thing, starting in reverse order from our original draft.

 

[King Richard]

Ok but how do I pick the first player?

 

[AchrisK]

So we're going to go to a 9 team league?

 

[King Richard]

No, his team is just going to suck so anytime you play him it's an automatic win.

 

[Matt]

Do a random list. Only fair way.

 

[King Richard]

Yeah that's what I was thinking. I think I'm going to take the top 9 players on his team and put them in order depending on their draft rank. Then just randomly draw names and the first person who gets their name drawn gets that player. If you aren't in need of that particular position, then trade him.

 

[Matt]

Sounds good to me brah

 

[King Richard]

Ok, I just listed his draft order and wrote everyone's name down on a piece of paper, then literally drew from a hat. Here's who you are getting:

LT - Ozzman
Portis - Rick
Lynch - Hammer
Marshall - Mort
Boldin - Flossy
Johnson - Tasmanian
McNabb - Doomcifer
Davis - Ack
Stewart - Seed

I think Ack got screwed to be honest, so I'm going to give him the choice of Vernon Davis or one of the players left on Enders roster. I think how I'm going to do this is just lock everyone from making a move and go down the list until said person claims said player. Ozz you're up first so pick LT asap.

 

[seedofvengeance]

You should go in reverse order from the draft.
I'm getting screwed, since I got last pick in the draft and last pick here.

 

[King Richard]

What's wrong with Jonathan Stewart?

 

[seedofvengeance]

He's not LT or Portis...
edit: I'll take it, though.. I lucked out with Stewart breaking out, but that would also prevent Ack from getting screwed.