attn: greg

[xfer]

um i'm not seeking women. i generally spend most of my time trying to extract myself from them.

 

[minxnim]

not only are you guys hopeless you can't take a joke =[

 

[xfer]

^
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firmly evil

 

[avi]

i'm not trying to not hit on anyone here. except maybe jake.

 

[Nut Butter]

I always think that's Matt Damon up there... And Matt Damon's one thing I DON'T need right now.

btw i love evil women.

 

[TheNewChupe]

hands off, that piece of corn-fed midwestern sausage is mine.

 

[0sm0se]

I'm going to kindly leave myself out of this thread. My misogyny might be so great that it forces your minds to cave in on themselves.

 

[mindspell]

I have been a victim of evil women, I try not to associate with them anymore.

Sorry Minx, I can't talk to you anymore.

 

[minxnim]

i'm putting a curse on all of you bastards.

anyway, you can't resist us. good luck!

TTFN

 

[deadair]

i'm not trying to not hit on anyone here. except maybe jake.

one good thing came out of this thread though... the truth about avi's unholy love for me.

and minx, no need to curse me

k thxs

 

[Baliset]

i seriously am totally not hopeless...

ok maybe just a little bit...

yeah i am

 

[minxnim]

i'm trying to help you out here greg.

 

[0sm0se]

I wish I was hopeless. That's easier, resigning yourself to defeat of course.

 

[Baliset]

i know you are. i am just joking around in a self-deprectating manner as is my style.

 

[xfer]

okay seriously the truth amount wimminz is that if you're a guy they're awesome friends. if you're a girl they are terrible friends who will destroy you behind your back. conversely, if you're a guy, they will ruin your life if you date them. if you're a girl, i think you can date them pretty painlessly.

ugh hm i think there's a reason my cubemate calls me a lesbian trapped in a straight man's body that goes deeper than my eating habits.

 

[minxnim]

i have never turned on one of my female friends. i'd do anything for them! i <3 girls. so that's total bs. sure some girls are catty but def. not all. sayin'.
also lesbian relationships are more emotionally strange/scary than straight ones in my experience.

ruining lives,
minx

 

[minxnim]

i should add that the only reason i've been deemed 'pure evil' by the male of the species is because i'm not a blathering idiot who will shape/change/mold myself and debase myself to get some ass and keep it.

 

[xfer]

i think the "pure evil" women are the 99% who DO all that shit.

 

[minxnim]

you mean they're pure evil if they're catty? sure. of course.
but that doesn't explain why most guys think i'm an evil cold hearted ice queen.

meh.

 

[minxnim]

alsoalex you'd make a pretty cute girl i bet