attn: greg

[xfer]

well, i didn't mean that, but it's true, i guess. i meant it's pure evil to be manipulative and act like you're going to change yourself to please someone else.

 

[xfer]

cool i guess it's nice to know if i'm ever middle-aged and decide i want to become a woman i can probably pull it off and manage to pick up frat boys at bars.

 

[minxnim]

we could go get our legs waxed together.
also: i think a lot of girls honestly just feel like they have no choice. you have no idea how most girls get RODE like there's no tomorrow if they don't have a serious boyfriend and aren't perfect.

 

[xfer]

"if i'm ever middle-aged"

 

[xfer]

yeah, i think a huge amount of peoples' problems are caused by their fatalism and refusal to understand that they do have a choice in every aspect of life. even down to what foods you like!

 

[minxnim]

i don't even know if people let themselves realize these things at all. social conditions = crap. thus girls like me = EVIL.
also: if we ever become middle aged we will still win talent contests.

 

[xfer]

true, although social conditions as an excuse--as opposed to as a reason--only goes so far. even though society says i should beat my wife during the superbowl, if i subscribe to that notion, i'm still the one primarily to blame.

i think once we're middle-aged you're going to have to carry the burden of the swimsuit competition and such. i'm pretty sure i'm going to have a big pot belly, bald head, and salt-and-pepper chest hair.

 

[minxnim]

no you won't because i will force you to work out. i don't mingle with people that let themselves slide.

 

[xfer]

scold my scalp so the hair doesn't start to go while you're at it, will you?

 

[minxnim]

i am refusing to let you go bald.

 

[The Dope]

we could go get our legs waxed together.

I think you could probably do that now, knowing alex's hatred of body hair.

 

[xfer]

if i haven't started by 26 that means i'll never start, right?!?!

 

[The Dope]

Maybe you've just never had anyone to go have it done with.

 

[xfer]

hah you intercepted my reply--i was referring to balding!

 

[minxnim]

it can happen at any time. best genetic indicator is your uncle on your mom's side.

 

[The Dope]

There's still time for both balding and leg-waxing to become big parts of your life.

 

[minxnim]

i think people might accuse us of debauchery if we got waxed together before alex was a girl tho.

 

[xfer]

my mom's brother is like 40something and still has all his hair! and it's still all brown! i was afraid it was my maternal grandfather, who was kinda bald.

and who says i haven't waxed anything already?!

 

[lizard]

I believe this dicussion of evil has summoned me forth to do battle against same.

 

[minxnim]

i don't doubt you have waxed before. but not in my company!

also: your uncle on your mom's side is GENERALLY the best indicator of your future hair loss/retention pattern. NOT greyness tho.