Audioscrobbler is fun.

You see this is the problem, i was making these statements in jest, and someone gets their feathers all ruffled. I an ignorant American- pathetic, you are an ignorant Swede, if you cant tell i am kidding. Lighten up man. And who is the dumb one here that has to resort to lowbrow 12 year old namecalling.

Yes I am sure if Gustavus Adolphus' great great...grandson ascended to power, maybe we would have to worry once again of the nefarious designs of those militaristic Swedes.
 
Ok, how many of you know where the Uintas are? Or the Ozarks? I'm betting not too many, so fuck off about the Americans don't know shit about Europe crap. Europe is maybe slightly bigger than TEXAS, we have a bit more geography to cover than y'all. I know where every European country is, I learned it in American high school.

Can we drop the whole America vs. Europe shit yet?
 
I know more or less the name and location of every American sttate as well, but I'll bet you know few of Sweden's län. You have a pathetic history too.
 
[Fred:] What's up with this fucking 'Ball Tongue' shit? (on original lyric's sheet)
[Jon:] All I needed was a Pepsi... (on orignal lyric's sheet)
[Fred:] You better shut the fuck up, punk. (on orignal lyric's sheet)
[Jon:] Whatever nigga... (on orignal lyric's sheet)
[Fred:] Say what, say what?
[Jon:] My dick is bigger than yours...
[Fred:] Say what, say what?
[Jon:] My band is bigger than yours...
[Fred:] Too bad I got your beans in my bag, stuck-up sucka',
Korny motherfucka'. Takin' over flows is the Limp pimp,
need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis.
I'm gonna drop a little east side skill, ya best step back 'cuz I'm 'a kill, I'm 'a kill.
So watcha thinking Mr. Raggedy man?
Doin' all you can to look like Raggedy Ann.
[Jon:] I'll Check you out punk, yes I know you feel it.
You look like one of those dancers from the Hanson video,
you little faggot ho. Please give me some shit to work with,
'cuz right now I'm all it kid, suck my dick kid, like your daddy did.
[Fred:] Who the fuck you think you're talking to??
[Jon:] Me.
[Fred:] I'm known for eatin' little whiny chumps like you.
[Jon:] Whatever.
[Fred:] All up in my face with that...
[Jon:] Are you ready?!?
[Fred:] But halitosis, is all you're rockin' steady. You little fairy, smelling all your flowers. Nappy hairy chest, look it's Austin Powers!
[Jon:] Yeah, baby!
[Fred:] I hear ya tweetin' on them fag-pipes clod, but you said it best, there's No Place To Hide.
[Jon:] What the fuck ya' sayin'? You're a pimp whateva', limp dick. Fred Durst needs to rehearse, needs to reverse what he's saying. Wannabe funk joke is what you're playin', rippin' up a bad counterfeit, fakin'! Plus your bills I'm paying, you can't eat that shit every day, Fred. Lay off the bacon.
[Fred:] Say what, say what? You better watch your fuckin' mouth, Jon.

[Chorus:]
[Jon:] So you hate me?
[Fred:] and I hate you!
[Jon:] You know what, you know what?
[Both:] It's all in the family.

[Jon:] I hate you!
[Fred:] and you hate me!
[Jon:] You know what, you know what?
[Both:] It's all in the family.

[Jon:] Look at you fool, I'm gonna fuck you up twice,
throwin' rhymes at me like, oh shit, Vanilla Ice.
Ya better run, run while ya can, you'll never fuck me up, Bisc Limpkit.
At least I got a phat, original band.
[Fred:] Who's hot, who's not?
[Jon:] You.
[Fred:] You best step back, Korn on the cob, you need a new job.
Time to take them mic skills back to the dentist, and buy yourself a new grill.
[Jon:] Fuck you.
[Fred:] You pumpkin pie, I'll jack-off in your eye.
Climbing shoots and ladders, while your ego shatters.
But you just can't get away.
[Jon:] Get a gay?
[Fred:] 'Cuz it's doomsday kid, it's doomsday.

[Chorus]

[Fred:] You call yourself a singer?
[Jon:] Yep.
[Fred:] You're more like Jerry Springer.
[Jon:] Oh cool!
[Fred:] Your favorite band is winger,
[Jon:] Winger?
[Fred:] and all you eat is Zingers.
You're like a Fruity Pebble, your favorite flag is rebel.
[Jon:] Yeeeeeehaaaaaa!!
[Fred:] It's just too bad that you're a fag, and on a lower level.
[Jon:] So you're from Jacksonville, kickin' it like Buffalo Bill.
Gettin' butt-fucked by your uncle Chuck,
while your sister's on her knees waitin' for your fuckin' nut.
[Fred:] Wait, where'd ya get that little dance?
[Jon:] Over here.
[Fred:] Like them idiots in Waco,
you're burning up in Bako where your father had your mother,
your mother had your brother, it's just too bad your father's mad,
your mother's now your lover.
[Jon:] Come on hillbilly, can your horse do a fuckin' wheelie?
You love it down south, and boy, you sure do got a purdy mouth.

[Chorus]

[Jon:[ and I love you!
[Fred:] and I want you!
[Jon:] and I'll suck you!
[Fred:] and I'll fuck you!
[Jon:] and I'll butt-fuck you!
[Fred:] and I'll eat you!
[Jon:] and I lick your little dick motherfucker.
[Fred:] Say what? Say... what?
 
Hmm, I thought it was pretty obvious that Speed was joking around...

Erik said:
I COULD NOT CARE LESS
Finally, someone gets the phrase right. I'm not sure why people keep writing "I could care less" and forgetting about the "not".

Ho-hum.

America has the bible-belt. Europe has France. Let's call it a draw. :loco:
 
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It doesnt matter if it is grammatically incorrect, it has entered our cultural lexicon as meaning I could not care less.
 
NAD I ws thinking of starting a Rushdie thread. I just read Satanic Verses and Fury, and I have been more than impressed with his impressive command of the english language, and in the Satanic Verses how he out-nabokov's nabokov in terms of structure. Anyway I know you are a big fan, and I have just become one.
 
I should read Nabokov. I'm finally near finishing The Moor's Last Sigh by Rushdie, it has too many slow moments in it but is still pretty damn good. The more I think about Fury the more I love it, I might read that again really soon. I have NEVER been absorbed into a book so much that I literally thought I was participating in the events. Start a thread, why not. Oh yeah, JayKeeley did a big write-up of what the Satanic Verses were, although I still don't think he's read the fucking book. :loco:

Yeah it's pretty sad that words like irregardless are actually IN THE FUCKING DICTIONARY (seriously, it's in Websters) because due to common usage they are accepted. Thrasymachus was right, might really DOES make right. :rolleyes:
 
NAD said:
Oh yeah, JayKeeley did a big write-up of what the Satanic Verses were, although I still don't think he's read the fucking book. :loco:
True, I haven't read it yet. Everyone I know pretty much has. I just think that the history of what the actual "satanic verses" were is pretty interesting. It's not something that is widely discussed throughout Islamic circles obviously.

Yeah it's pretty sad that words like irregardless are actually IN THE FUCKING DICTIONARY (seriously, it's in Websters) because due to common usage they are accepted. Thrasymachus was right, might really DOES make right. :rolleyes:
"I could care less" means the exact opposite to "I could NOT care less" so that is quite the fuck up. Or is this just 'internet speak'?

What next, Apple using a slogan like "Think Different"?
 
Yea Ive been using it since august 25 now. It cuts out sometimes which is kind of annoying, and there was 3 days where it didnt work at all but now it seems to updating pretty regularly. Burzum is still the number one artist on my list. The list below is weird and somewhat innacurate but this is what they have for my top artists.


Burzum 35
Darkthrone 25
Circle Of Dead Children 14
Borknagar 12
Fear Factory 11
Leviathan 11
Blut Aus Nord 11
Enslaved 9
Unearth 9
Bolt Thrower 9
Exodus 9
Finntroll 8
Morrigan 7
Bongzilla 6
Control Denied 5
Sigrblot 5
Lethal 4
Children Of Bodom 4
Electric Wizard 4
Especially Likely Sloth 4
Dimmu Borgir 4
Craft 4
Limbonic Art 3
Eternal Winter 3
Crowpath 3
Entombed 2
Cephalic Carnage 1
Exhumed 1
Nokturnal Mortem 1
Cryptopsy 1
Daylight Dies 1
Age Of Silence 1
 
Heres mine so far:

1 Hammers Of Misfortune 83
2 Isis 70
3 Split Overmars - Fugüe 63
4 Slow Horse 32
5 Neurosis 32
6 Estatic Fear 25
7 empyrium 23
8 Radiohead 22
9 Zero Hour 19
10 Eyes Of Ligeia 17
11 House Of Aquarius 16
12 Mar de Grises 13
13 Ogre 13
14 Negura Bunget 12
15 Megadeth 11
16 Dead Meadow 11
17 Electric Wizard 11
18 Neurosis_With_Neurot_ 10
19 Woods of Infinity 10
20 Mordaehoth 10
21 Yeti 10
22 Masters Of Reality 10
23 While Heaven Wept 10
24 black forest 10
25 Monumentum 9
26 Forgotten Tomb 9
27 Starchild/Rebreather 9
28 Starchild 8
29 Agalloch 8
30 Witchcraft 8
31 Tusk 8
32 Thorns of the Carrion 7
33 THEE PLAGUE OF GENTLEMEN 7
34 Ufomammut 7
35 Witch Mountain 7
36 Bad Acid Trip 6
37 Björk 6
38 Fredrik Thordendal's Special Defects 6
39 Mastodon 6
40 Tarantula Hawk 6
41 Paul Chain 6
42 Shape of Despair 5
43 Paramaecium 5
44 Primordial 5
45 Lamented Souls 5
46 Bongzilla 5
47 Forseti 5
48 Bohren und Der Club Of Gore 5
49 Nachtfalke 5
50 Ancient Wisdom 5