BACON!

[Erik]

why does anyone even bother ever eating anything other than bacon

i mean its so delicious! baconlicious!

 

[Erik]

http://www.speakeasy.org/~sjmaks/bacon/ awesome sandwich itp

 

[lizard]

put it on pizza and you make the best food evar even better.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Bacon really is amazingly tasty. crunchy stomach lining.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I love bacon. It's great for settling my stomach. Goes great with any meal.

 

[lizard]

and to think those faiths who aren't allowed to eat it! oh the humanities. oh well that leaves more bacon FOR ME.

 

[Erik]

im fryin' more bacon atm

i just had 4 slices

 

[lizard]

I remember that one time I was wicked hung over and ate a whole pack of precooked bacon. cold. I felt better immediately.

health tip tho: don't fry bacon while naked.

 

[Erik]

PRECOOKED BACON

oh you americans and your wacky food products!

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

now I need to go spend $4.50 on bacon & eggs & hasbrown breakfast. DAMN YOU ERIK!!!! (not but not really, but very really)

 

[Erik]

 

[lizard]

 

[Crimson Velvet]

If I were a christian, I'd pray to god every single day and night that he would make bacon healthy...

 

[Erik]

well basically my dinner today was 13 slices of bacon and 3 cookies

that's how healthy i am!

 

[AsModEe]

canadian bacon ftw

 

[Erik]

MORE BACON

 

[lizard]

crimson velvet, there are some beneficial things to bacon besides the taste. for instance, you can rub your skin with a piece of bacon and the result is a smooth, supple skin that smells nice as well.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Damn erik, your threads have become almost Neverboard-worthy here lately.

 

[lizard]

the best thing about fully pre-cooked bacon is it requires no refrigeration until after the fact, and therefore CAN BE MAILED TO A CERTAIN SLIM YOUNG SWEDISH FELLOW WHOSE NAME JUST HAPPENS TO BEGIN WITH AN "E"

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Thanks erik. breakfast was delicious. I just hate you for making/inspiring me to spend money I probably might have spent anyway. I really gotta stop though. I need to save money for the summer.

And yes... canadian back bacon OWNZ all other bacon. Sometimes they get this bacon in that tastes and smells kinda like maple syrup... but retaining full bacon flavour. IT IS AWESOME!