BACON!

[einride]

this is something that probably will never apply to hell mike
or well, more and more doesn't mean a lot so possibly, but not substituting actual meat meals

well five years ago you didn't eat vegetables so i'm guessing at your current rate you'll be a member of IOGT-NTO setting fire to the local mink farm and picketing city hall for same-sex marriage rights in three years

 

[Hell Mike]

well five years ago you didn't eat vegetables so i'm guessing at your current rate you'll be a member of IOGT-NTO setting fire to the local mink farm and picketing city hall for same-sex marriage rights in three years

doesn't stop me from thinking I never change, never have and never will
I also believe I'm still blond fyi