Band names...

[Sullen Jester]

...If you had a band, what would you call it?

Me.. either..

Death Hand
Icarus
Hollow Death
Leprous Foot (sp?)
Satan's Penis
Syndrome X (That's the one I'm in now )
Stained Glass Demon
Zantetsuken

 

[Armageddon's Child]

Armageddon's Child

 

[The_Wanderer]

My Dying Wife

 

[ricochet]

SATAN'S PENIS!

 

[Sullen Jester]

It's a powerful name, eh?
"Satan's Penis (the band consisting of Micky Martin, Britney's Spear and the Backside Boys) debut album out now, containing hit songs such as: 'Touch me where it smells of brimstone', 'Damnation inferno', 'Backstreet's dead' and 'She hangs'"

 

[mindflesh]

Originally posted by Sullen Jester
It's a powerful name, eh?
"Satan's Penis (the band consisting of Micky Martin, Britney's Spear and the Backside Boys) debut album out now, containing hit songs such as: 'Touch me where it smells of brimstone', 'Damnation inferno', 'Backstreet's dead' and 'She hangs'"

 

[Culture_AK47]

Dorchádas (meaning Darkness in my native tongue Irish)
Crucified Grace
Seven Deadly Sins
Celtic Óiche (meaning Irish Night)

 

[Demonspell]

I think my nick would make a good band name, maybe a bit too suscptible to pigeonholing however...

 

[Jayde]

Promise

(there's probably already a band by that name, though.)

 

[HoserHellspawn]

Some of my favourites from a band-name generator site:

Cartoon Sex Clowns
Portable Machiavelli
The Naughty Donuts
Asphalt Buffet
Meat Stamp
The Wrong Toilet
The Loneliest Asparagus
Fascist Lemonade
Atrocious Yet Dumbfoundingly Popular
That Sinatra Guy
Thorax Justice Dispenser
Big Gay Hat
Ruining People's Lives With Your Penis
Mucus Factory
The Soulfuckers
Five Man Trio
I Am A Cat
Infected Ketchup
A Bunch Of Guys

I'm split between "Meat Stamp" (reminiscent of GWAR), "Big Gay Hat" (reminiscent of South Park), "Five Man Trio" (which is just plain silly), and "Atrocious Yet Dumbfoundingly Popular" (the english translation of 'Limp Bizkit')

 

[HoserHellspawn]

Originally posted by OpethianSoul
SATAN'S PENIS!

No, no, it's "Satan's Schlong", and that band would have to feature Satori on drums

 

[MetalManCPA]

Depths and Beyond

 

[ricochet]

Originally posted by HoserHellspawn


No, no, it's "Satan's Schlong", and that band would have to feature Satori on drums

I must say that does sound better. However, Satan's Schlong is hard to get out of your mouth(no pun intended). I bet you can't say that 5 times fast.

Sullen, where can I buy their debut album? I am dying to get my hands on Satan's Penis.

Geez, I need to go to bed now before I get any more delirious.

 

[lumen]

Originally posted by HoserHellspawn
Some of my favourites from a band-name generator site:

I Am A Cat

I like that one.

I wanted to call a band Soluble Fish, but someone beat me to it.

Then I was thinking Her Majesty's Funeral.

But likely if I was a solo act I'd go with Ambivalence, or The Ambivalents if it was a whole band.

 

[Towelie]

I've always liked either "The Information Scenic Byway" or "The Crystal Spectrum"... or just plain "Spectrum"

 

[Sullen Jester]

SP is just a side project I'm planning on, with no label, no ties and silly suits + masks so those pop wankers will never know who it is who is making parodies of them

Sullen, where can I buy their debut album? I am dying to get my hands on Satan's Penis

Doesn't everyone?

 

[Slipknot_isn't_metal]

i think there allready is a band named "satans mighty penis"....not sure tho

 

[Slipknot_isn't_metal]

yup ....i was right ... " Satan's Almighty Penis"

 

[S4R]

Osamaside?
excuse me Usamaside

 

[Mayh]

"Triple penetration and other comforts"

(ripofff from CoF but what the hell)