Band names...

What about some real bands ? There's a real band called :

"I Saw a Prostitute Buying Milk"

with song titles like :

"My Friend's Family Visits the Mausoleum Every Weekend to Touch Lenin's Dick"
"If Eve Made an Abortion, the World would not Be Filled with Fuckers"
"When You Drink Beer from a Bottle, You Imagine Yourself Sucking a Dick"
"When You Suck a Dick, You Imagine Yourself Drinking Beer from a Bottle"

etc etc
 
When i was 13 (i'm now 20), me and a couple friends wanted to make a chick metal band called the Disease Fairies.

damn, that would have sucked

especially since i can't do vocals, and the only instrument i can play is trumpet.
haha....:rock:
 
i suck at pretty much everything to do with words, i cant do essays well, i catn write poetry, i cant write stories, i cant write lyrics, and i have never though of a good band name.

luckily the band i just joined are already named so its all ok.



[edit] wow, i can't spell either! i think ill leave "catn" in there though, seems appropriate! [/edit]
 
there was (still is?) some local band from the LA area called "Grandpa Becomes a Fungus". I haven't seen the name in maybe two years, though, so maybe they are gone (should they be, may the name RIP !)