Battle of the Sexes
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DarbysDad
Timmy! Timmy!!! Timmy!!!
Actually good point. But I'd rather be the spanker who slaps a nice little ladies assRiehlthing said:
Riehlthing
It's "The Amish" To You
Women can bat their eyes and show off assets to get out of a ticket...
Guys try to flee and get shown on Cops trying to hide in a bush. (White Guy in a bush...hmmm...what's that big white thing in the bushes standing 6'0"?) So women probably smarter...
And yeah, Darbysdad, spanking them would be nicer...both work actually.
Guys try to flee and get shown on Cops trying to hide in a bush. (White Guy in a bush...hmmm...what's that big white thing in the bushes standing 6'0"?) So women probably smarter...
And yeah, Darbysdad, spanking them would be nicer...both work actually.
prime666
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I say its better to be a man. I like my dick oy yes I do. I like it better when I spew. I like my balls there round and hairy, bloody vaginas are really smelly. I like my cock its fun to stroke, I hope this poem made you choke?
O.k so Dr. Seus shit aint my style but damn its good to be a fuckin man. Especially when you have a woman like mine..... end o rant.
O.k so Dr. Seus shit aint my style but damn its good to be a fuckin man. Especially when you have a woman like mine..... end o rant.
bRaTpRiNcEsS
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ThraxDude said:
That means we have to lock ourselves in the bathroom and drop our pants.
As for us getting what we want, well, if you guys weren't so fucking easy.....it's not even a challenge anymore.
Sgt-D
Ratavanikufesin
bRaTpRiNcEsS said:As for us getting what we want, well, if you guys weren't so fucking easy.....it's not even a challenge anymore.
Hello? Of course we're easy! We dig fucking! This is what most men are thinking of most of the day! You may THINK that we're concentrating on going 15 over the speed-limit when you see us on the freeway, but we're really pondering the chances of getting some action that day. Our sexuality isn't hidden between our legs, it's right out there for all to see! Make's it hard to ignore, ya know? And as I've heard someone say before, "Just remember this about guys: 83% of all men masturbate. The other 17% are fucking liars."
(The moral of this post is that you shouldn't read a message board while drinking tequila)
Sgt-D
Ratavanikufesin
Oh, and the way I see it is that both sexes got alot of shit they have to deal with. Women have the unfortunate problem of dealing with us pain-in-the-ass guys, and us guys have the unfortunate problem of dealing with them pain-in-the-ass women...
johnnieCzech
Your favourite Czech
But honestly girls. Don't you dig fucking the same way (even more) than we do? You just know how to pretend!
bRaTpRiNcEsS
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ThraxDude
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Here's my list of priorities:
1. Get laid
2. Shower
3. Eat chonch
4. Get a Blow Job
5. Get laid again
6. Get some work done
7. Eat Chonch
8. Get another BJ
9. have sex (with a girl)
10. have a 3some (Me and 2 girls)
11. Do some work
12. Have another 3 some
.....and so on, and so on.
1. Get laid
2. Shower
3. Eat chonch
4. Get a Blow Job
5. Get laid again
6. Get some work done
7. Eat Chonch
8. Get another BJ
9. have sex (with a girl)
10. have a 3some (Me and 2 girls)
11. Do some work
12. Have another 3 some
.....and so on, and so on.
Riehlthing
It's "The Amish" To You
bRaTpRiNcEsS
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Arg_Hamster
Not quite done yet...
Originally Posted by bRaTpRiNcEsS
No lunch break? Or is that what 3 and 7 are for??
You witty woman, you...
DarbysDad
Timmy! Timmy!!! Timmy!!!
Sounds like he's got his priorities straight. But I usually have to do #3, so I can get #1. And I usually do #2 before I try 3 and 1.
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