First time I heard Bodom was at Boarding school, i heard Northern COmfort, and i was like, "Ehhh they are ok" didn't really like em too much then. Then about 3 months later I download a bunch of songs and I listen to the first one that fineshed, Children Of Decadence. The beginning of that some punched me in the face about 8092348973248 times, i was hooked from then on.
Bed Of Razors appreciation thread
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LifeDepraved
My soul got a crack
First song here, Hate Me! off of Audio Galaxy...I wish I can thank the person that told me to download it.
delt
and his staff
my first was deadnight warrior. and then downfall.... Hatebreeder had just come out at the time.
first song Downfall. Awsome song
never forget first hearing this type of music. has been my favorite band since i heard it first and still is. I can listen to them all day every day and not get sick of them somehow . and i pretty much have
never forget first hearing this type of music. has been my favorite band since i heard it first and still is. I can listen to them all day every day and not get sick of them somehow . and i pretty much have
actually my first song ever with em was touch like an angel.. but back then i thought they were just some crappy "wanna be cradle of crap" band!
at that time something wild hadnt been out for too long, then i heard snbn at the record store when hatebreeder had just been released and bought it right away.. from that day on hatebreeder will always be my number one cob album, and probably among my top 5 albums of all time!
not to band for a you band from finland to share the throne with black sabbath and other legends!
cob is probably one of the very few band nowadays who really made an impact on me.. alexi is already an legend and im sure that we can all be proud in about 20 years (if were alive) to say that we were there, from the very beginning!
at that time something wild hadnt been out for too long, then i heard snbn at the record store when hatebreeder had just been released and bought it right away.. from that day on hatebreeder will always be my number one cob album, and probably among my top 5 albums of all time!
not to band for a you band from finland to share the throne with black sabbath and other legends!
cob is probably one of the very few band nowadays who really made an impact on me.. alexi is already an legend and im sure that we can all be proud in about 20 years (if were alive) to say that we were there, from the very beginning!
NO FUCKING WAY!!!.
who the fuck would make Bodom into Rap. Rap is like the lowest most simplest type of music. its hardly even music. your friend should die for doing such a thing. but I guess you can say ....... its probably the best Rap song ever made and always will be.
who the fuck would make Bodom into Rap. Rap is like the lowest most simplest type of music. its hardly even music. your friend should die for doing such a thing. but I guess you can say ....... its probably the best Rap song ever made and always will be.L O L ! ! ! 
I played him the harp part at the beginning of the song and he thought it sounded cool and he sampled it...
I don't know...it sounds cool to me...
I played him the harp part at the beginning of the song and he thought it sounded cool and he sampled it...
I don't know...it sounds cool to me...
delt
and his staff
<--- trying to picture it
yo yo yo mutha, in da bed o razors, in da bed o razors we gonna bleed togetha man yo yo yo mutha
(with that harp intro repeating for about 8 minutes)
hahahahhahahahhaha!!!
yo yo yo mutha, in da bed o razors, in da bed o razors we gonna bleed togetha man yo yo yo mutha
(with that harp intro repeating for about 8 minutes)
hahahahhahahahhaha!!!
nah probably something more like this (Harp intro repeats 16 times) 'ey yo yo Check it, yo Theres a candle in my eyes, On fire, black night passion yo(then something about getting it up the ass like almost all rap i hear my brother listening to)
( a 2 second breakdown then repeat 12 more times)
In my Crip, Razors yo we bleed Togetha
YO my hearts on fire, The sparkle in yo eyes
The blaze more and more Foreva Yo
( a 2 second breakdown then repeat 12 more times)
In my Crip, Razors yo we bleed Togetha
YO my hearts on fire, The sparkle in yo eyes
The blaze more and more Foreva Yo
delt
and his staff
hahahah i have to hear this!!! someone send me the crap version of Bed of razors!!!!
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uh i mean rap
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uh i mean rap
Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
You guys can sure flow! My nizzles!
Now all we need is Janne and Alexi chillin' poolside with a neckfull of bling bling and a stable of hos!
You guys can sure flow! My nizzles!
Now all we need is Janne and Alexi chillin' poolside with a neckfull of bling bling and a stable of hos!
dawnghost
Borderline
Fucking metal, hell yeah. My first song too. I listened to it on repeat for about 30 minutes before I decided to try another COB song.SpiritCrusherX said:
Best COB song ever. True fucking metal.
dawnghost
Borderline
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLdelt said:
hell yeah
why the fuck do they do that? repeat a loop over and over again... they gotta be too dumb to enjoy shit like that.
I think rap is funny, i listen to it for one reason alone, the need to laugh. its so rediculas to hear some guy talking abou tbitches and ho's, money and cash, and bling bling.Overlord Purple Raibbow said:Now all we need is Janne and Alexi chillin' poolside with a neckfull of bling bling and a stable of hos!
this is funny, it is a translation that a high school student did to a Notorious BIG song, FOR SCHOOL NO LESS, the assignment was to take a song and translate it to standard english.
"This paper was turned in by an Oakland High school student who received the highest honors at the school district's ebonics translation competition.
Assignment:
Please translate the following song lyrics from ebonics to standard English.
Artist: Notorious B.I.G.
Album: Ready to Die
Song: One more chance (remix)
First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin' money Those the ones I like 'cause they don't get nathan' But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation Garbage, I turn like doorknobs Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever However, I stay coochied down to the socks Rings and watch filled with rocks
TRANSLATION:
As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and whores. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.
Lyrics:
And my jam knock in the Mitsubishi Girls pee pee when they see me, Nava-hoes creep me in they tee pee As I lay down laws like I lay carpet Stop it - if you think your gonna make a profit
TRANSLATION:
I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the Native American reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are unacceptable.
Lyrics:
Don't see my ones, don't see my guns - get it Now tell ya friends Poppa hit it then split it In two as I flow with the Junior Mafia I don't know what the hell's stoppin' ya I'm clockin' ya - Versace shades watchin' ya Once ya grin, I'm in game, begin
TRANSLATION:
Understand this fact: you can have neither my money, nor my weapons. I suggest that you inform your peers that we engaged in violent sexual acts. Currently, I am rapping with my associates, the Junior Mafia. I'm having some difficulty understanding why you refuse to approach me. I am attempting to make eye contact with you through my expensive glasses, and as soon as you respond with a smile, I will approach you.
Lyrics:
First I talk about how I dress and this And diamond necklaces - stretch Lexuses The sex is just immaculate from the back I get Deeper and deeper - help ya reach the Climax that your man can't make Call and tell him you'll be home real late Let's sing the break
TRANSLATION:
I prefer to open the conversation with light banter about my wardrobe and jewelry, then I like to discuss my collection of expensive cars. This is more than enough to convince you to have sexual intercourse with me. I am able to insert my penis further into you when I enter you from behind. Furthermore, you will be able to reach orgasm. I understand this to be a problem with your current sexual partner. He needn't be concerned about your whereabouts. Please phone him and inform him that you won't be home for a while. By the way, please sing the chorus of the song for me also.
Lyrics:
She's sick of that song on how it's so long Thought he worked his until I handled my biz There I is - major pain like Damon Wayans Low down dirty even like his brother Keenan Schemin' - don't bring your girl 'round me True player for real, ask Puff Daddy
TRANSLATION:
Your current love interest no longer wishes to hear your fabrications about the length of your member. After I had sexual intercourse with your woman, she became enlightened as to the proper way it is supposed to be performed; violently and immorally. It would be in your best interest to keep your woman away from me as my sexual prowess is very strong. If you are unconvinced, ask Puff Daddy.
Lyrics:
You - ringin' bells with bags from Chanel Baby Benz, traded in your Hyundai Excel Fully equipped, CD changer with the cell She beeped me, meet me at twelve
TRANSLATION:
Despite the fact that you attempted to win her at her doorstep with bags full of expensive clothes and a car (the lower end model Mercedes Benz which you financed by signing over your current vehicle) containing an expensive stereo and a cellular phone, your woman has contacted me through my pager indicating that we should rendezvous at midnight.
Lyrics:
Where you at? Flippin' jobs, playin' car notes? While I'm swimmin' in ya women like the breast stroke Right stroke, left stroke what's the best stroke Death stroke - tongue all down her throat Nuthin' left to do but send her home to you I'm through - can ya sing the song for me, boo?
TRANSLATION:
You, on the other hand, jump from job to job, barely able to maintain payments on the Mercedes Benz you purchased for your woman. Meanwhile, I continue to engage in sexual intercourse and commit lewd osculatory acts with your women. My only remaining option is to request that they leave my home and return to you because I have reached orgasm and no longer have a need for their presence.
Lyrics:
So, what's it gonna be? Him or me? We can cruise the world with pearls Gator boots for girls The envy of all women, crushed linen Cartier wrist-wear with diamonds in 'em The finest women I love with a passion Ya man's a wimp, I give that ass a good thrashin'
TRANSLATION:
The ultimate decision rests with you. Whom do you choose as your sexual partner. I can take you on cruises around the world. I will dress you in the finest jewelry and footwear. You will be envied by women worldwide in your fine clothes and jewelry. There is a special place in my heart for beautiful women. I will defeat your man in an altercation because he is effeminate.
Lyrics:
High fashion - flyin' into all states Sexin' me while your man masturbates Isn't this great? Your flight leaves at eight Her flight lands at nine, my game just rewinds Lyrically I'm supposed to represent I'm not only the client, I'm the player president TRANSLATION:
You will be dressed in finest clothes on the runways of Paris. I will fly you to every state to shop for fine clothes and jewelry. You will enjoy sexual intercourse with me and your man will be forced to pleasure himself through manual stimulation. What a life! I'll return you to LaGuardia in time to catch your 8 o'clock flight. The timing is perfect because I have scheduled a date with a second woman who arrives at the same gate at 9 o'clock. I'll seduce her in the same way that I seduced you. I rap well and I am a positive reflection of my hometown. Not only am I a sexually deviant, misogynistic, immoral, wealthy, male prostitute, but I also sit on the board of directors of the organization that governs others of my kind"
:lolCan someone send me the bed Of Razors, Rap version
bobvex@comcast.net
HAHAHAHA that was fucking Hilarioushehe ya if u can send me the Rap Version Also
Seditiousmusic@yahoo.com
loztdignity
Rebel extravaganza
First COB cd I heard was FTR since I heard people talk about it. That would be people in swedish metal bands around the area I lived in; Ominous, Embraced, Pandemonium etc no big bands but anwyays. So I checked it out and the rest is history.
