Surely any exponents of a claim professing to rank any one of these brilliant shimmering icons of divine majesty above another of its class is unworthy of attention from all but the most repugnant adherents of all those who claim to love the art of music. The unremittingly lofty heights reached by these undeniably remarkable minstrels, incontestably and ardently the finest seen in our time, is rivaled only by the colossal inflamed egos possessed by subscribers to their divine art. The transcendent beauty of His astral eminence, Mikael the Magnificent, would without hesitation, duly shield His godly eyes from such a blasphemous calumniation.
/end silly fanboy rant