Best Quotes

[Ender Rises]

From comedians, movies, etc. Funny or just plain cool.

From Pulp Fiction by Samuel L. Jackson.

You're about to go off? I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

Hip-hop forever

That's what I see when I look in the mirror

Regardless of whether I'm not a best seller

I'm a first class spitter

The literal literature ripper

Painting pictures for intelligent listeners

From any and all dispositions

- canibus

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

"The Aristocrats!"

 

[unknown]

Pretty much the entire film The Big Lebowski

but most importantly:

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS! THE IS WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY! DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY, WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS?

 

[Seditious]

"If god wanted people to believe in him, why'd he invent logic then?"
- David Feherty

best quote I've read in the last few weeks.

 

[Belligerent]

Chester Cheetah appearance on Family Guy
..."Goddamn!... Neil Peart's the best drummer ever!"
*after he sniffs a line of Chee-Tos*

 

[CAIRATH]

Pretty much the entire film The Big Lebowski

[SIZE=-1]"It really tied the room together"[/SIZE]

That line always makes me laugh just thinking about it. And I don't know why. Great movie.

Or...

"Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

 

[Seditious]

"Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

lmao, may as well say the same for Catholicism.

 

[SweptbackFlame]

from Dawn Of The Dead

Security Guard: You Guys Aren't Allowed Up Here

Guy: Those Things Are Down There

Security Guard: Well These Aren't My Problems!

COP (Ving Rhames): If I Put My Foot Up Your Ass Will That Be Your Problem?

 

[Alongside Death]

Lately I've been watching Angry Nintendo Nerd on youtube. And his one of the best quotes is about power glove on nintendo: "It's so bad it sucks, it's so fucking suck it fucks!" or about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: "It's suckin' fucks, it fuckin' sucks, it fuckin' blows, it's a piece of shit... and I don't like it". You will find many more his damn good quotes, just check at youtube. You won't waste your time.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Here's one I've always liked:

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

 

[SweptbackFlame]

Robin Williams Live On Broadway

There's another sexual sport called the "Luge" which I only have 1 question?

What drunken german gynecologist invented that sport?

What guy went: "You Know What! I want to dress Like a sperm! Shove an Ice Skate in my ass, and go balls first down an ice shut! Ya! That would be fun!"

 

[Alongside Death]

Robin Williams is hilarious, and his show on broadway was fucking killer.

 

[SweptbackFlame]

Robin Williams is hilarious, and his show on broadway was fucking killer.

Hahahaha yeah man, funniest shit ever, I have watched over 100 times and I still don't get tired of it

 

[Alongside Death]

"If you want to have a linguistic adventure go drink with the scotsman 'cause you can't fuckin' understand them before." Also watched it 'bout a 100 times but I still love it.

 

[Alongside Death]

And another funny quote by Angry Nintendo Nerd (It's about friday the 13th on nintendo): "I rather play Doom on atari, I rather play Halo on a tiger electronic wrist game. I rather drown in diarrhea, I rather fucking eat my fucking balls off and puke 'em up at my fucking ass, I rather piss a cactus out of my dick. The music is fucking worse than life itself, and I turned the volume down, except for the fact that I have to hear the jason alarm. It's all just a test of patience and it can kiss my fucking asshole!". Fucking priceless.

 

[SweptbackFlame]

"If you want to have a linguistic adventure go drink with the scotsman 'cause you can't fuckin' understand them before." Also watched it 'bout a 100 times but I still love it.

I laughed so hard at that, it was so great that and the Irishman thing

"Oh The Day You Said My Wife Was Fat I Knocked You Down And Shit 'N Your Hat"

 

[Pђoenix]

YIPEE KAI YAY MOTHERFUCKER!

John Mclaine - Die Hard

 

[Mort Divine]

"It's okay to be a useless individual, you have nothing to lose."

Someone in a slsk chat said that and I found it so very amusing.

 

[You Fools]

Bill Hicks:

"A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant."


"If you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, then go home and burn all your records, all your tapes, and all your CDs because every one of those artists who have made brilliant music and enhanced your lives? RrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEAL fucking high on drugs. The Beatles were so fucking high they let Ringo sing a few songs."


"You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it."