Best Quotes

[Valerie]

"If you get hurt and miss work, it won't hurt to miss work."

 

[The Ozzman]

If you don't have it, that's why you need it

 

[zabu of nΩd]

"To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?," you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks.""

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."

This thread needs more Yogi-isms. Little nuggets of brilliance from the great Yogi Berra for those not in the know.

"I really didn't say all those things I said."

 

[ohiogrinder]

Pretty much the entire film The Big Lebowski

uh, not really.

 

[ohiogrinder]

"... We're by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty -- these things don't concern me. What concerns me is celebrity magazines, television with five hundred channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra."

"... I say never be complete. I say stop being perfect. I say let's evolve and let the chips fall where they may."

- Tyler Durden, from the one of the fucking best movies ever.

 

[A8]

I have to admit to semi-hating Napoleon Dynamite but i'll always like this qoute


Nap to girl. "you're drinking 2% milk...Is that 'cause you think you're fat?"

 

[zoidberg]

"its been a good year to be John Madden"

- John Madden

 

[AchrisK]

The defect in this one is bleach.