Judge Smails - "I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them."
Spaulding - " I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake..."
Judge Smails - You'll get nothing, and like it.
Danny - "I've always wanted to go to college."
Judge Smails - "Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too."
Al Czervik - "Whoa! Somebody sit on a duck??"