Best Quotes

[Zephyrus]

John Belushi:

"Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? NO!"

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

The whole of Commando.

My particular favourite:

"Remember I promised to kill you last?"

"That's right Matrix, you did!"

"I lied!"

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

The whole of Commando.

My particular favourite:

"Remember I promised to kill you last?"

"That's right Matrix, you did!"

"I lied!"

"Where's Sully?"

"I let him go."

 

[Zephyrus]

The whole of Commando.

[chick blows up armored car with bazooka]

"Where'd you learn to do that?"

"I read the instructions."

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Yet she was about 5 metres away from him, and he let out a massive scream as he fell down the mountain side, but she some how couldnt hear or see. Genius.

 

[Seditious]

Here's one I've always liked:

his quote on war is quite nice too

 

[biggsy]

wil anderson (australian comedian) on all the religious wars going on:

"i find it ridiculous, i mean come on, what were really doing here is just arguing about who's imaginary friend is better than the others."

 

[Vossyrus]

"I shall glimpse instead, the slurried red
Of faces pressed to bloodstained panes "

 

[Jreg]

John Belushi:

"Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? NO!"

Haha, still my favorite National Lampoon movie.

 

[Hubster]

"... We're by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty -- these things don't concern me. What concerns me is celebrity magazines, television with five hundred channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra."

"... I say never be complete. I say stop being perfect. I say let's evolve and let the chips fall where they may."

- Tyler Durden, from the one of the fucking best movies ever.

 

[Vacant_Planets]

"One guy 3 months ago was given 3 consecutive life terms and 2 death penalities, how the fuck do you serve that? Even David Copperfield can't do that!"

 

[SweptbackFlame]

Samuel L. Jackson in Snakes On A Plane:

I Am Tired Of These fuckin Snakes On This Motherfuckin Plane

not that good of a quote but I found it funny in the movie

 

[RedinTheSky]

"I'd rather be turked by a syphilitic bear."
"Turked? What's that?"
"Rectally relieved."

- John Rhys Davies , The Great White Hype

 

[Hammer of Might]

hahaha yeah that's fucking hilarious! (edit: @ Sam Jackson)

 

[Pessimism]

“Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them”

- Falwell

 

[Hammer of Might]

So it's fine for adolescents?

 

[Pessimism]

Yes!

 

[AchrisK]

Napoleon Dynamite: So, we're pretty much friends by now, right?
Pedro: Yes.
Napoleon Dynamite: So, you got my back and everything, right?
Pedro: What?
Napoleon Dynamite: Never mind.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

"I wish they'd let me join the KLU KLUX KLAN! I'd do a drive-by from here to brooklynn" - Chris Rock

 

[audiophileguy]

wil anderson (australian comedian) on all the religious wars going on:

"i find it ridiculous, i mean come on, what were really doing here is just arguing about who's imaginary friend is better than the others."