*~Bleh~*

[Vile Mistress]

ehhhhhh...

 

[Hell Mike]

That was not a functioning URL

 

[xenophobe]

 

[Vile Mistress]

Your damn right it wasn't a functioning one....

Heh...

 

[Hell Mike]

So get me one that does function
Or send me the picture(s) privately

 

[xenophobe]

 

[Hell Mike]

I didn't try to impress the ladies, I tried to get me some authentic porn

 

[Vile Mistress]

LOL Xeno...ty*hugs*

Well, Sorath, you did indeed FAIL...

 

[Caelestia]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[Hell Mike]

Mistress, you don't have to be shy...
And yes, I'll keep trying a little more.

 

[xenophobe]

Could you be any more pathetic?

 

[Hell Mike]

I can try. Luckily, I'm good looking myself so I automatically get cleared of charges when people think stupid things like that.

 

[Caelestia]

maybe you just think so when everyone secretly thinks otherwise?

 

[Erik]

maybe you just think so when everyone secretly thinks otherwise?

Likely.

 

[Hell Mike]

No, everyone (Especially females) think so. That is my highly objective statement. free porn @ http://hem.passagen.se/infernaldepths/pics/me/2.jpg

 

[Caelestia]

file not found.

and i wasn't talking about your looks.

 

[Hell Mike]

do I sense a tinge of jealousy?
paste the URL in your browser and it will work

 

[Caelestia]

no, but if the sensation persists, you should see a doctor

 

[Hell Mike]

You should know a good one...?

 

[xenophobe]

Okay, so you're pathetic, shallow, and you're gay and like to rummage thru the woods? I assume you wearing corpse paint in that picture too!