Bloodstock 09

[siobhan!]

If it's GWAR crabs, then go ahead Kidding....or am I?

 

[Styxx]

If they're GWAR crabs they'll be bigger than your head. If you can get more than one in your pants then your avatar picture makes you look deceptively slim.

 

[Lordmoron]

Everyone should be a ticket for GWAR, fucking falses.

quick question, how exactly are we goin to be a ticket

 

[Ocelot2010]

quick question, how exactly are we goin to be a ticket

1) Activate God Mode
2) Jump into a ticket press
3) ?????
4) Profit

 

[Journeyman14]

quick question, how exactly are we goin to be a ticket

My gods I hate you!

 

[Lordmoron]

My gods I hate you!

 

[Journeyman14]

Fire breathing strippers.

I'm in!

 

[Styxx]

Where? WHERE?!

 

[Journeyman14]

http://www.bloodstock.uk.com/news/archives/210-BLOODSTOCK-ADDS-FUEL-TO-THE-FIRE.html

 

[siobhan!]

Hahaha, one of those yins from Fuel Girls tumbled off the back of a quad bike at Download last year whilst trying to pose and I swear I nearly peed with laughter.

 

[Lordmoron]

i missed em at DL last year, was very ashamed of myself, wont b making that mistake if i go BOA

 

[siobhan!]

They weren't all that good, some of them were really nice looking but one of them was damn uuuuuuugly, worse than me, which is difficult to imagine.

 

[Styxx]

Well I hope they're better than Andrew Sachs' granddaughter and her friends. They were a bit rubbish. And unfriendly too, so I'm told.

Siobhan, if you're hotter than some of the fuel girls you should get a job doing that. Seriously, if I was a chick I'd totally get a job as a fuel girl or a Jager girl or something. They basically get paid to stand around and party out and look hot. I was chatting to some girl at PLASA last year who was being paid by some audio gear manufacturer to stand about in a shirt with flashy things on and flirt with guys (who made up like 95% of the visitors). She didn't even have to sell anything, she said it was loads of fun

 

[siobhan!]

Well I hope they're better than Andrew Sachs' granddaughter and her friends. They were a bit rubbish. And unfriendly too, so I'm told.

Siobhan, if you're hotter than some of the fuel girls you should get a job doing that. Seriously, if I was a chick I'd totally get a job as a fuel girl or a Jager girl or something. They basically get paid to stand around and party out and look hot. I was chatting to some girl at PLASA last year who was being paid by some audio gear manufacturer to stand about in a shirt with flashy things on and flirt with guys (who made up like 95% of the visitors). She didn't even have to sell anything, she said it was loads of fun

I'd love to be a Jager girl, but I'm not good looking enough haha

 

[Covet Chaos]

You dont want to be anyway, Jager is a disgusting pretentious drink.

 

[siobhan!]

I love Jager but I'd rather be a Jim Beam girl

 

[Covet Chaos]

Haha, i dont mean to offend, but its drank by "metal fans" most of the time because its linked with a few metal bands. Theres nothing wrong with a good northern ale though! Get some Boddingtons down yer chops!

 

[D.Ingram]

+1 to Dan

 

[Styxx]

I disagree!

Jager is ace I especially like that they sometimes employ people to dress in orange and pour it into your face for no monies at all!

 

[Journeyman14]

As long as it tastes good and gets me suitably sozzled I don't care what it is.