Blow jobs

[mentalmeltdown]

I get the 'gist', and she gets the jizz? Correct?

You got it. She did too.

I swear, that with such a position there needn't be much coming and going...only cumming. Hardy har har....

 

[aztattooedsean]

well, just as long as all the guys on this board(myself included) are giving it back in return to the ladies that are in our lives. then again, I am currently single so I should stay out of this post. :Spin:

 

[Skorned1]

well, just as long as all the guys on this board(myself included) are giving it back in return to the ladies that are in our lives.

HERE HERE!

**raises glass**

 

[Dredd74]

ALWAYS please your woman first!!! I always make sure I take care of my wife before she even thinks about taking care of me. And I don't always need it in return, pleasing her countless times is enough, don't get me wrong, I won't stop her. If she does, cool, if not, that's fine too.

I've actually heard girls complain that some guys out there don't have a clue what they're doing down there, what's with that?? Any of you girls actually had a guy who was clueless in that department?? One of my friends told me a couple years ago that she dated a guy who went at it like a dog lapping up a bowl of water. Drove her crazy, and not in a good way.

 

[Skorned1]

I would say a majority don't have a clue.

 

[GregadetH]

My g/f and I are just complete pervs I guess. We bring "lick it whilste you stick it" to a whole new level. She requests a lot of shit that blew my mind in the beginning. I never had a woman ask me to face fuck her or do the "vocal chord tuner" so much in my life. I guess that's why sex is a 1 - 3 hour long event with us. We "toss" in a lot of oral.

Needless to say, I'm a happy boy.:Spin:

And all women are different with what gets them off in terms of oral. I find that my girl prefers a good old fashioned, hard clit suckin' over the lick 'n lap routine.

And we're all about sum 69 action.

But Prime, even though she likes anal - I can't bring myself to go for the A2M maneuver.

All this is making me want to get off of the comp and back in bed w/ my girl for a little "2 a.m. surprise".
I'm outta here.

 

[Arg_Hamster]

WONT SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN? THE CHILDREN! THEY ARE OUR FUTURE! THE CHIIIIIIILDREEEEEEEEEEEN!

*runs away and is not seen again for some time*

Yeah alright, I havent got any or given any of over two years.

 

[Skorned1]

Yeah alright, I havent got any or given any of over two years.

Damn! I thought I was running on empty!

 

[Thrillho]

The real trick is;

1. Don't just be a reciever. You give a little, you get a little.

2. Anything to make your member taste like strawberry

 

[Born Again Idiot]

hey born- that's so funny I could punch you in the face

I might like that!!

Sounds to me like you need a good one on one Throat Fucking your self??

I know my wife likes it....and thats all that matters. She gets hers as well.

 

[DarbysDad]

I would say a majority don't have a clue.

That's because they don't ask and\or don't listen. It's easy for a guy to get off - shit most of us could fuck a hole in the wall and cumm. Women have more complex bodies and man need to study and learn this. A woman's orgasm is something to cherish and savor.

My wife let me savor quite a bit last night. I asked her if she got enough orgasms and she said yes and then I said How many (I know dumb ?) she said 20. She might have embellished. I had one.

 

[DarbysDad]

WONT SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN? THE CHILDREN! THEY ARE OUR FUTURE! THE CHIIIIIIILDREEEEEEEEEEEN!

*runs away and is not seen again for some time*

Yeah alright, I havent got any or given any of over two years.

I went thru a 2 year stretch at the end of my relationship with my son's Mom and after we broke up that was brutal.

I called phone sex lines and read a lot of Asian beauties after we broke up.

That was tough on Mr Slutt here!!!

Of course I sort of made up for it. sort of. Thank God that's in the past.

 

[Skorned1]

DD: I was hoping that was why you weren't online last night!

As for 20, I believe it. Cuz you f'n ROCK!!!!!!

 

[DarbysDad]

Yeah that was one reason plus my wife and I had to discuss some other things too. And thank you for being kind. My wife is so hott - I'm worn out and still horny.

 

[aztattooedsean]

Damn! I thought I was running on empty!

april 2001 for me, top that and I am not talking about virgins. you people don't count.

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Damn! I thought I was running on empty!

Haha! Nah, I´m fine, it´s not lifethreatening. I suck at picking up chicks and spending six hours of pick-up lines and drinks for fifteen minutes of sex is not worth it.

 

[mrthrax]

a guy at work says his wife always holds sex over him so he always says no when she wants it lol

and td please retire from the board u have been promoted to cheif fuckwit so fuck off.

 

[Arg_Hamster]

I called phone sex lines and read a lot of Asian beauties after we broke up.

Damn? Wasn´t that expensive?

 

[DarbysDad]

the little head was thinking for the big head.

 

[Arg_Hamster]

the little head was thinking for the big head.

Oh yeah... an itch that need to be scratched!