Board full of morons

Heh, good one. Actually, I've only heard one song by them and got all flustered.

That board [Testament] is truly filled with idiots though. It's like an entire pack of thrash metal-worshipping long-hairs wearing acid-washed jeans and wrestling sneakers.
 
markgugs said:
I realize that I just described Erik & Sorath. :D
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I was just about to comment the post you were referring to when Is aw this :) My jeans are always black, though. Some pairs might be a bit worn but the ones I'm wearing right now are brand new, I got 'em for christmas.
Nothing wrong with that board as long as you don't say ANYTHING bad about ANY band they like (they all like the same bands: In Flames, Exodus and Testament).
If you want them to be nice, just make a post like "I just listened to Legacy, /#&¤)(/"&#¤)(#"¤"&¤#()/&# what a killer album! It's probably the best ever!" and they'll all love you.
 
While we are talking about morons I would like to add my 5c.

Try this:

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make
clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the
air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction and there's
nothing you can do about it.

That's me being dumb today
 
I did that a few weeks ago, it took about 5 tries, and my 6 looked like shite. :)
 
Sorath said:
It's true, please don't make me record a 15sec video with my digital camera.
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Make one and with your free hand, hold your club in Trash Metal Terror pose!!!
 
Sorath said:
I was just about to comment the post you were referring to when Is aw this :) My jeans are always black, though. Some pairs might be a bit worn but the ones I'm wearing right now are brand new, I got 'em for christmas.
Nothing wrong with that board as long as you don't say ANYTHING bad about ANY band they like (they all like the same bands: In Flames, Exodus and Testament).
If you want them to be nice, just make a post like "I just listened to Legacy, /#&¤)(/"&#¤)(#"¤"&¤#()/&# what a killer album! It's probably the best ever!" and they'll all love you.
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It's like the uni-brain over there. One giant collective brain with the IQ of a slightly moldy peach. It was NO surprise to me at all that Stun was a regular.

But more to the point, that is still a place where you are a "n00b" if they don't know you! LOFL. Even funnier is that I used to post there all the time, maybe like 1 year ago when I was a UM.com post whore. Deadly Embrace, dumb as he is, at least him & Pyrus I recognize. Officer Nice? Who's that fucking idiot?
 
markgugs said:
Officer Nice? Who's that fucking idiot?
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I think his pictures are funny:

tom5.jpg
 
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Oh I'm just kidding. :tickled:

While pic responses can quickly get old, I find a lot of them to be funny and quite fitting. I was kinda joking about liking his though, they are pretty damn goofy, including that Tom Araya one. The tense of "own" is throwing me off, I'm trying to figure out if it is supposed to signify that Tom and / or Slayer owns, or if it's more of a "hey Tom, whatcha doin'?" "Owning." Either way, it should say "owns," "owned," or even "own-o-rama."
 
Meh, he's just an ass-clown. He also is all over a thread on that forum talking about how wonderful the new In Flames album is, and how you're an idiot if you hear anything nu-metal about In Flames at all.
 
ChiefB said:
While we are talking about morons I would like to add my 5c.

Try this:

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make
clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the
air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction and there's
nothing you can do about it.

That's me being dumb today
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OMIGOD!!! :eek: That freaked me out so much!!!

As for the Testament forum...I used to post there for a little while but stopped cos I'm not really into Testament at all :p there was one prat there called Steiner who I remember is one of those people who thinks that anyone involved in music should not have an opinion on anything other than music. Whatever :rolleyes:

I had to laugh when I read someone saying how Testament were the best band to cover Rapid Fire for the Legends Of Metal Priest tribute. Heh, whatever! That cover is so turgid :loco:
 
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