Boobies: real v. fake

[Krilons Resa]

Ya, she is good peeps. Stick around !!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Stick around !!

well OH-TAY!

 

[NAD]

lizard gets all the chicks.

Females tend to have short stays 'round here, not sure if it's all the testosterone (read: stupidity) flying around or what, but maybe ct_thrash CAN BREAK THE SPELL!!!

Well, mousewings and lumitalvi still post here, just not all day every day.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Is that a monster black penis in his hand, ready to orally pleasure it? ACXK!


Stick around, but enough of the penises!!!!

 

[lizard]

Cara honestly I'm not a perv and I don't have a folder on my desktop labeled "Cara Teh Hottttt Pix" but this one is you in all your natural glory. didn't think you'd mind since its still on the nevermore board

 

[NAD]

Schwing!

 

[lizard]

p.s. also as much as I love chromie no nude pix, 'kay?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

dun worry adrian. i have a penis. so i'll stay.
but i'll try to keep the penises to a minimum doomcifer

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

haha lizard you naughty man!!

and thats right, no nudies of the squiddy

 

[lizard]

lizard gets all the chicks.

if this is true somebody forgot to notify me damn damn damn *bangs head on keyboard*

actually I'm quite pleased to be married, the single ratrace is so tiresome.

Well, mousewings and lumitalvi still post here, just not all day every day.

mousewings also posts at KD! woo

 

[NAD]

See? You DO get all the chicks!

 

[lizard]

haha lizard you naughty man!!

the day I no longer have delish sexy thoughts in my head is the day I hope someone sends a 9MM round right through the back of my skull

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

the day I no longer have delish sexy thoughts in my head is the day I hope someone sends a 9MM round right through the back of my skull

right on

 

[lizard]

See? You DO get all the chicks!

Lizard's guide to Getting Chicks:
1. first thing out the gate, don't say, "hey, let's get a pizza and fuck."
(source data: kitty star at the KD board)
2. during the "monthly volcano" (source: ct_thrash), buy her either a) chocolate or b) cheesecake
3. when she's chewing you a new asshole, just listen, half the time she's really pissed about something else.

there, I've imparted all my worldly knowledge upon youse all. go forth and score mightily.

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

1. first thing out the gate, don't say, "hey, let's get a pizza and fuck."

sounds good to me :Smug:

 

[lizard]

but see that's because you have a penis!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

true, true...

 

[NAD]

Hahaha some chick used the pizza and a fuck tactic on me last weekend and it certainly worked. COOSSCOCOAREE.

 

[lizard]

you're such a cheap bar whore!