Boobies: real v. fake

[NAD]

I have a penis! It's in my nature!

 

[lizard]

I've been married so long now if some chick said that to me I'd probably ask her what toppings are on the pizza.

 

[Captain Beard]

Pizza? I'd ask toppings, and i'm SINGLE. Damn me and my food whoring.

 

[NAD]

Haha, she asked the toppings question before I got a chance to specify. I did tell her I wasn't picky with toppings though, which I'm not. It's mostly dough, cheese, and sauce anyhow, if you don't like the 2% bellpeppers just flick 'em off like boogers.

NoLordy Capone, I hope you don't mind that I saved your signature picture and emailed it to a friend for hilarity.

 

[jimbobhickville]

damn, ct, you're pretty fuckin hot. I never knew.

 

[Erik]

Disregard the "attention whore" bit, it's the rest that's relevant

 

[Black Winter Day]

Goddamn that rules. There was once a site that categorized message-board dumbasses, but I haven't seen it in a long time.

 

[NAD]

Haha, yeah I've seen those before. It's amazing what happens when a girl enters a forum. It's even gotten to the point where I see dudes that say "everyone needs to calm down, it's just a chick, so what, blah blah blah" then two lines later "anyhow baby, if you need any help just contact me, Big Poppa Smurf."

 

[Erik]

Big Poppa Smurf.

 

[Krilons Resa]

HAHHAHAHAHAHA That RULES!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Disregard the "attention whore" bit, it's the rest that's relevant

 

[lurch70]

damn, I don't read this thread and find out there is actually a hottie among us.
nice pics
and she doesn't look like a Subaru driver either ...

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

btw i DO have a penis. click the link in my sig

 

[Captain Beard]

NoLordy Capone, I hope you don't mind that I saved your signature picture and emailed it to a friend for hilarity.

That's why I made it, to make folks laugh. You're more then welcome to it.

 

[lizard]

you guys haven't even got ct started on devil sticks yet.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

ehhehehehee i have videoooooos

 

[NAD]

Are we talking

or is it something more ominous? I'm excited, and a little scared. Sorta hungry too.

 

[lizard]

yes.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

BLAME LIZARD HE BROUGHT IT UP.

yup those are devilsticks. below is my collection. the one with the tassles is a flowerstick, good for starting out, its what i started out on, some 7 years ago or so. the shiny devilsticks are made of fiberglass, the black one is solid wood and the handsticks that go with it are really slippery. that combination can be dangerous . the rubbery handsticks with the shiny devisticks are pretty easy to keep a hold on. devilstick juggling is one thing i can actually say i'm a pro at. still trying to get chromatose into it

and here's some pics of me in action. my videos are better.
HAHA RETARD.

it does snow in texas wow!!

in this one i'm spinning the black one on one stick, so fast all you can see is the orange center of it. i can do this pretty much forever until i get tired.

 

[lizard]

now see, its good I don't try that because me plus sticks would equal