Books

[lizard]

man, this city shuts down for christmas, if it were up to me I would have gone for pizza or a stromboli, but fuck, nothing was open. but tonight, after I leave work, I'm going by Boston Market for Sweet Garlic Rotisserie Chicken
Double-marinated, sweet garlic chicken that's slowly roasted to seal in the flavor. Served tender, moist and golden brown. Choose from: 1/4 white, 1/4 dark, or 1/2 chicken.

and then I'm going to read, listen to some music, drink some beer, and relax in my 70 degree F. living room.

 

[NAD]

after I leave work, I'm going by Boston Market for Sweet Garlic Rotisserie Chicken
Double-marinated, sweet garlic chicken that's slowly roasted to seal in the flavor. Served tender, moist and golden brown. Choose from: 1/4 white, 1/4 dark, or 1/2 chicken.

Maybe it's just me, but this is absolutely hysterical. It's like it just came out naturally, even though I assume you cut and pasted from either their website, or the commercial in your mind.

 

[lizard]

pasted

it's not that I'm not interested in Double-Sauced Angus Meatloaf, rich, moist meatloaf made from ground Angus beef, savory seasonings, onions, tomato puree, and toasted breadcrumbs. I mean, even if it wasn't covered with zesty, hickory ketchup and either chunky tomato sauce or tempting beef gravy.

 

[NAD]

hahahaha

Hey did you see this yet? I haven't laughed that hard in months: http://www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas/

 

[lizard]

this is an old one, but just as good: http://www.sillygirl.com/cinema.php?PSerial=589

 

[NAD]

hahaha yeah I remember that one from a long time ago, it says from 2002 but I remember it being longer ago... maybe I've finally lost it.

 

[lizard]

you just can't go wrong with tard humour!

 

[Krilons Resa]

http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html


HAHAHHAHAHAHA THAT SQUIRREL RUUULLES!!!

 

[lizard]

the hottest squirrels!!!

 

[NAD]

I read 4 pages of Finnegans Wake last night, which puts me up to about page 8 one year after starting it. The weirdest part, I actually understood some of it. Spooky...

 

[Black Winter Day]

You know that's the last installment of a series, right?

1/3 of the way through with "Ulysses".

 

[NAD]

I thought it was an independent train wreck of a book? Not like I'll finish it within the next 20 years anyhow.

Ulysses is the other Joyce I have, probably start on that when I'm done with Desolation Angels and War of the Worlds. I started Nabokov's Pale Fire the other night, but it seems like a book that should be read without distraction so I'll wait to read that one by itself, over a 36 hour period, On the Road style. Or something. I dunno. I'm tired. Stayed up too late eating burgers and reading. Coffee. Cookie. Candy dandy candy.

 

[Black Winter Day]

And Steppenwolf, fag!

It'd be better to read "Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man" b4 U start on "Ulysses", though. It is basically the prequel and stars one of the main characters from "Ulysses", Stephen Dedalus.

 

[Black Winter Day]

wow pow you know what I do believe my laddy dadd that I'm. Starting to. Wait. Think and type. You know. Okay. In Joyce. You know row rum tum tubby hoe gibberish-like.

 

[lizard]

I just got this at the library. 20,000 miles in four months!!!

 

[NAD]

journey > destination

 

[lizard]

often times. my best trip was NH - Utah - Arizona, it was straight out of Kerouac...lots of w33d, friends, good times.

 

[NAD]

I'm going to make a ridiculously long one within a few months, not sure where yet. I want to be somewhere cold so I'll probably head toward our friendly neighbor to the north.

Even though I prefer solo outtings, the best roadtrips have at least one good roadhead story.

 

[NAD]

"Whole legions of shitters patched up like bandaged scorpions, something like that, you'll have to read it yourself, but so horrible that when I undertook to start typing it neatly doublespace for his publishers the following week I had horrible nightmares in my roof room--like of pulling out endless bolognas from my mouth, from my very entrails, feet of it it, pulling and pulling out all the horror of what Bull saw, and wrote."
--Jack Kerouac on Burrough's Naked Lunch

Wicked awesome.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

I'm rereading Ernest Hemingway's "Fiesta - The Sun Also Rises", and so should everyone else!