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The Call of the Wild. Primordial calling of nature. Beautiful. Jack London was a genius.
White Fang is next.
White Fang is next.
Casually browsing amazon with 15,000 in my pocket, I came across Bhutan: A Visual Odyssey Across the Last Himalayan Kingdom. I was awestruck! How could they have found a kid so small to pose in the picture! I just had to find out.
I immediately ordered the book. Three days later, the book arrived - but without the kid!!! I was taken aback. What had gone wrong? I called up amazon and told them about the quandry. They began lying and saying something about "it doesn't come with a kid" or "it's just a book." I didn't believe a word of it. Convinced I was being scammed, I contacted the authorities to put an end to this nonsense. To my dismay, I was faced with more garbage about how "911 is only for emergencies" or some crap like that. Not ready to give up, I decided the only possible course of action left was to go to the place where it was manufactured and kidnap a midget kid.
I booked the plane, flew to the Himalayan Mountains, and located the book factory. Once again, I was confronted with yelling in another language which I interpreted as lies. Determined to get to the bottom of this scandal, I raged into the factory in search of a midget kid. Nothing. Nowhere in sight. I looked everywhere but could not find any! I could not even fathom what had happend to them. Then I realized what had happend.
How could I have been such an idiot? The answere was right in front of me the whole time! The midget kids had already been kidnapped by mobsters in the human traffiking business. MYSTERY SOLVED! The local authorities have been informed and are now looking into the matter.
Oh yeah. I glanced over the book. It's kinda boring.
I need to read the 4th one before the movie comes out, I borrow them from my mom because she's a gigantic fan. :Spin:Crimson Velvet said:I just ore-ordered the new Harry Potter book! WOOOO!
dill_the_devil said:Last thing I read was the final book in Stephen King's Dark Tower cycle of novels. Damn good stuff.