oh man, hahaha
when I was at border's buying White Noise the other week, I go up to the checkout, where a piggly little indie fag in his dark rimmed glasses was the cashier ...
him: "oh, white noise!!! I've been looking for this one!"
me: "it's not the movie"
him: "oh.................... well is it as good as that anyway?"
me: "they're not even related, and I don't even know what this book's about, but I KNOW it's not the movie"
him: "oh....... well I've been looking for the one the movie was based on for a long time!!!!!"
*/me grabs receipt from piggy's hands and walks out the store*