Bring Orphaned Land back to the UK

Chastise said:
You stay at my place in Turkey! Free! (just bring your own food :D)
Didn't you hear thr Greeek story of how Zeaus and Aries went into towns and tried to find a place? None of them would pay for the guests, except for one couple. They were granted the honor of never outliving their love. They both turned into trees which are believed by many to still stand to this very day.