Bush Torture Memos

I think it's a great fucking plan...let's get medieval on these mah'fuckers! Waterboard them all on the whitehouse lawn!

I think it would be amazingly cool to have my picture taken as I'm eating dinner on my lawn, while impaled bodies are hanging all around...you know....like the famous woodcarving of Vlad The Impaler...

That would be wicked. I would gladly bathe in the blood of a thousand jihadists if it would save one American Soldier...