Bush vs umbrella: 0 - 1

[Guerrilla]

Has everybody seen these pics of Bush as he was walking to board Air Force One. Apparently it was a bit windy and he's too much of a moron to know how to deal with his umbrella.

Too funny!!! If this idiot doesn't get voted out in the elections I'm gonna personally nuke the US.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

what a retard.
i dont know whats worst, listen to him talk on TV ("uh.. this is the prosess of uh... putting a stop to uh... the NUCILAR weapon" )
or seeing him on pictures like that.

what a FAYG.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

those pics rule

 

[MFJ]

Those pictures made my day, and you know he had to have been like "Oh shit" when the cameras were on him. Hilarious.

 

[[0hr]Sunlapse]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA..... nice going, ace

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

sure it's not a fake?

 

[neal]

the expression on his face in the last pic is classic.
-neal

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

"heh heh i meant to do that. heh."

 

[Kvlt Wench]

What a dumbass...

 

[Dead_Lioness]

"heh heh i meant to do that. heh."

hahaha perfect !

 

[Guerrilla]

"heh heh i meant to do that. heh."

Yeah it turns out it WAS intentional after all. In an interview he noted that he was paying homage to Mary Poppins.

The third pic is my personal favorite.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

riiiiiight
sounds like a dumb man making up excuses

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Remember, a vote for Kerry is a vote against the man who lost consecutive grudge matches against a bag of pretzels and an umbrella.

 

[[0hr]Sunlapse]

i like #5 the most.

 

[Lordlucid]

I think you guys have no sense of humor. I mean, people like you constantly flame him. Why can't he have a little fun? I personally wouldn't vote for him, but tearing on him because he played with an umbrella?
Shit, If I tore on some of you guys for the pics you've taken.... I'd be in deeper shit than I'm about to get in right now. Flame me if you like, I could hardly care less.

 

[[0hr]Sunlapse]

well, thing is, something like this would be hilarious enough if we saw it happening to some random person. except this isnt some random person its THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. so figure, normal hilarity meter for umbrella antics = 10*x, where x = hilarity factor of person in question. a normal person, x = 10..... say, some actor or something, x = 100, but THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.... x = ~10,000. as you can see, the hilarity is about 100,000 as opposed to 100 for a normal person. see what i mean?

 

[Guerrilla]

I think you guys have no sense of humor. I mean, people like you constantly flame him. Why can't he have a little fun? I personally wouldn't vote for him, but tearing on him because he played with an umbrella?
Shit, If I tore on some of you guys for the pics you've taken.... I'd be in deeper shit than I'm about to get in right now. Flame me if you like, I could hardly care less.

We constantly flame him cause he's the pres yet lacks common sense and has the brains of a 6 year old. Any normal person in his situation with an umbrella flipped inside out, would only turn the cupped end of the umbrella into the wind and the umbrella would be blown back to its original shape. When faced with this sequence of events Dubya's brain probably overloaded resulting in that magnificent display.

Personally I haven't seen anything more stupid than the pres of the fucking US holding a flipped umbrella with a dumbass grin on his face.

 

[Pancakes]

Wind catches umbrellas, and flips them. It doesn't make that person stupid, just the same way choking on a pretzel doesn't make someone stupid. It happens to the nicest of fucking people, if you saw someone walking down the street with the wind tugging an umbrella like that, you wouldn't stop and think 'Gee, that person sure is stupid!'. If someone other than Bush choked on a pretzel, you wouldn't stop and thinkg 'Gee, that person sure is stupid!'.

Hell, I've choked on water before, how stupid must I be? If Bush is an idiot, it has nothing to do with umbrellas.

 

[Guerrilla]

I've even choked on my own saliva a couple of times. Anyways the point here is not that the wind flipped Bush's umbrella, it's that Bush is too stupid to know what to do when his umbrella is flipped. Hell even if he couldn't fix it on his own he should at least have handed it to one of the guys walking beside him. Maybe Bush enjoys walking around with his umbrella like that, but he should try to do it when no cameras are around, what do you think. Such pics aren't very flattering.

So since we all agree that Bush is an idiot for one reason or another, why don't we just shut up and enjoy this. Whether it's losing against umbrellas, choking on pretzels or falling off bicycles and Segways.

 

[Karmic]

FIGHT THE POWER, BUSH!


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