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[Conspicuously Absent]

I did it at work onto a box of mushrooms I was bringing out for a raging asshole of a customer (repeat offender)

 

[dorian gray]

you lie.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

no, i don't actually.

 

[dorian gray]

thats the worst thing ive ever heard

 

[neal]

thats why im always nice to clerks.

 

[lurch70]

this forum is going in some very strange new directions ...

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

open topped box, white mushrooms, did it on the mushrooms, not the box. And he was buying the entire case for stuffed mushrooms (hence he DEMANDED (rudely and full of swearing) that I go through all the boxes I had for big mushrooms.

The other produce guy, steve, fucked one of the cashiers in the produce cooler on top of the potato boxes. And I know dave from the meat department jerked off into the meat grinder before doing the ground beef one time, but he was stoned.

 

[lizard]

I've had sex in a park, and in cars, and in an office. but I never defiled produce.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I only did it for that one customer. He's a rude, hostile, worthless peice of shit. Trust me, I wouldn't have done it otherwise, on the whole I'm a very nice guy. But that guy pushed me time and again, so I had the ultimate opportunity to get revenge.

 

[Reign in Acai]

AHAHAHAHAH.

Wait why am I laughing?

 

[lizard]

poor cthulufhtagn, his beautiful camping thread has morphed into sploogy adventures with vegetables.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

cause you think its funny that some deserving buttfucker got owned?

 

[lurch70]

I only did it for that one customer. He's a rude, hostile, worthless peice of shit. Trust me, I wouldn't have done it otherwise, on the whole I'm a very nice guy. But that guy pushed me time and again, so I had the ultimate opportunity to get revenge.

you really should be applauded for being able to come on cue like that ...
have you considered porn?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

actually, it took about 5 minutes, but as I said... I was hand assembling a case of mushrooms for him, so he continued his shopping while I 'worked'. I actually did pick through about 10 boxes for him, so he got what he wanted with extra seasoning.

 

[lizard]

cause you think its funny that some deserving buttfucker got owned?

isn't it?

 

[Reign in Acai]

Lol, No don't get wrong Icono. I do applaud you giving his portobello the proper amount of vinegarette. It's the fact that people are semening up the produce aisles in grocer's from coast to coast that erks me.

 

[lizard]

not to mention what the 250 lb woman is doing to your no-longer-all-beef patty at Wendy's.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

if it's any reassurance, steve told me that Lauren took the money shot in the mouth and besides, most stuff is protect by the box.

 

[lurch70]

well he's Canadian ... Americans don't do this type of stuff

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

yeah, they just flat up wipe their ass with the stuff.