Can someone summarize:"i hate the phone, but talking to a new chick for like 3 hours"

[JayKeeley]

Cos I'll be fucked if I'm reading all those pages.

Give me a brief synopsis.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I couldn't even know where to begin. I gave up when it hit the 6th page.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

typical UM thread about women, too lazy to do a proper summary so here's my halfassed job.

Nad talks about chick and wanking it, we laugh.

People whining about women/lack of women
Some maren worship
Some more talking about women
I think there was some talk about biking or something

 

[lurch70]

nad ... went on date and got dumped a few days later in the same thread

there is a lot of love in that thread ... real RC type of love

 

[E-bortion]

maren worship? you must be fucking insane or blind one.

 

[JayKeeley]

What, no neo-Nazi references? That's not like RC.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

nad ... went on date and got dumped a few days later in the same thread

there is a lot of love in that thread ... real RC type of love

yeah a whole lotta love <guitar noise>

/zeppelin

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

There was something about NAD claiming to have gotten a woman off 14x in the same session.

No one believes him.

 

[JayKeeley]

NAD never lies. He is like Yoda of RC, but with a limp.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

and more hair

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

A bad hotlink?

That's some gift!

 

[J.]

shit, it's not work safe, so are you at work?

 

[E-bortion]

wtf shes not "petite"

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

shit, it's not work safe, so are you at work?

Yep, I am. In my living room!

edit: oh, maybe b/c I'm on a VPN I can't see it?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

What, no neo-Nazi references? That's not like RC.

page seven, maren lists her criteria for an ideal man. Most RC male regulars posting in that thread compare themselves to this criteria. I pass. Then I'm told that "no goddamn nazis" are allowed. I find this amusing, so I work to encourage the myth of me being a goddamn nazi. Hence my current trend of goddamn nazism.

 

[Chromatose]

page seven, maren lists her criteria for an ideal man. Most RC male regulars posting in that thread compare themselves to this criteria. I pass. Then I'm told that "no goddamn nazis" are allowed. I find this amusing, so I work to encourage the myth of me being a goddamn nazi. Hence my current trend of goddamn nazism.

just as Hitler was declined a piece of jewgina at a young age, therefore spurning jews for all eternity, Hitler himself must have refused her access to his very own love hole, thus causing this extreme disgust

 

[dorian gray]

snow2fall supposedly shows her boobs in that thread. not looking through that whole thing though. didnt see the criteria either but im probably perfect anyway. i mean, im dorian gray.

 

[E-bortion]

no, no tits dorian. sorry, there would have been an explosion of posts... and rods if so. (not mine though, well, not until she urinates on me anyways)

 

[E-bortion]

just as Hitler was declined a piece of jewgina at a young age, therefore spurning jews for all eternity, Hitler himself must have refused her access to his very own love hole, thus causing this extreme disgust

*adds love hole to vernacular*

 

[dorian gray]

ok, so *is* there a thread where snow2fall shows her boobs?