Cara! You gave me your cyst!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Well, I don't know that for sure, BUT, I have to go have an ultrasound of my ovaries and other girl parts next Wednesday. I've been having some awful stomach pains, so they're doing an ultrasound of my abdomen, then a second one of my pelvis. *crosses fingers it's just irritable bowel* Or....





Maybe...just maybe....













I AM PREGNANT










WITH SATAN'S BABY!!! :hotjump:

 

[neal]

i vote for satans baby. that would be so cool.

 

[Super Mahrio]

oh noes! i hope its nothing!
btw, Sammeh, i got your card today!

 

[Bacchante]

eek! I hope it's nothing

I've been having this stinging pain underneath the right side of my ribcage...it's been going on for a few weeks, and it was BAD today.
I've been having a hard time sleeping because of it, too.

I think I may have a gall bladder infection

Why is everybody getting sick???

 

[Super Mahrio]

alls i got is a really sharp pain in the lombar region of my back...its been there for about a month now and it sucks...i think it just needs to be popped but it hinders me a bit at work...

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Well that's what you get for voting for Bush.

But seriously, that sucks. Hope it's nothing serious.

 

[Captain Beard]

Satan says it's not his, he comes fire.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

hahaha nl

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Awwww, Sammeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! Hope you're okay!!!


And let's hear it for Infernal Conceptions!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

good luck with whatever that will be samantha! I sure hope its nothing and that you're not pregnant!
(we don't need another fake god thank you!!!)

be well!!!!!!

 

[lizard]

yup hope everything is okay!

 

[Pancakes]

it's larvae, burrowing deeper into you

 

[Pancakes]

edit: ALIEN larvae

 

[Reign in Acai]

I'm an amateur gynecologist. Come see me, I'll give you the UM discount.

 

[Iris]

Any news about your health, S?

-x-
Iris

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

i think i might be getting an ovarian cyst too


>_>
<_<

 

[Tee]

eek! I hope it's nothing

I've been having this stinging pain underneath the right side of my ribcage...it's been going on for a few weeks, and it was BAD today.
I've been having a hard time sleeping because of it, too.

I think I may have a gall bladder infection

Why is everybody getting sick???

could be the case, yes.... why don't you go check what it is? my gall bladder is full of construction material , found out about it a year ago. I always thought I had gastritis, cuz I was mostly constantly sick.

BWN, good luck!

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Well I just got back from spending the night in the ER. My doc thought I might have a problem with my appendix, so he told me to go in. After having 3 different people finger me and a giant dildo looking camera probe shoved in my special place, and a catheter pupming icy water into another place that should be sacred, they found an ovarian cyst.


CARA GAVE ME HER CYST!!!!


They also mentioned it might be an ectopic pregnancy, or the after effects of one that passed through. So maybe I WAS carrying the antichrist.

I have more tests scheduled this week ...I think they're checking out my appendix, colon, and spleen. *sigh* I feel dirty from all the people touching on me, I'm gonna have a hospital gown fetish after this.

 

[Brett]

Well I just got back from spending the night in the ER. My doc thought I might have a problem with my appendix, so he told me to go in. After having 3 different people finger me and a giant dildo looking camera probe shoved in my special place, and a catheter pupming icy water into another place that should be sacred, they found an ovarian cyst.

Damn, that night had to suck. I'm sorry.

 

[NinjaKitten]

yeouch that sounds really scary. Hopefully they finish with your special lady places quickly.