Cat died.

[dorian gray]

i read somewhere that cats and dogs *really are* an epidemic and that same someone proposed that the billions of dogs roaming the streets of this country be used to feed the homeless. it was a serious article. i thought it was pretty smart actually. i mean, id rather eat a dog than starve and freeze on an underpass.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

She had it for like 2 years but she hit a wall(not literally) and just went downhill.

*imagines this literally*

Knew i would have to add that in or someone would make a joke, seems it didn't matter anyway.

 

[NAD]

I'm not sure if I love or hate the direction this thread turned toward.

If it disappears because I deleted it, then you'll have your answer.

 

[dorian gray]

you know you love it.
i love virtually all animals fwiw. elephants are the best animal on the planet.

 

[JayKeeley]

Sorry to hear that.

I had a parrot once but it was dead by the time I got it home. I think the man sold me a dead parrot.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

i pretty much hate cats, but i'm sorry you lost yours

 

[Tranquillian]

My condoleances.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Good. All outdoor cats should fucking die. Between them and those damned birds that lay their eggs in other birds nests (can't remember the name of them but I don't think they were indigenous to North America), song birds in the U.S. are slowly dying out. I wish I could remember where I read this a few years back.

Fuck songbirds. Survival of the fittest. If you cant shut your beak up for 2 seconds to flap your wings and evade a ferocious feline. Then what use are ye?


My condolences Nad.

I have an outdoor cat that truely slays. I used to chase the bitch and throw rocks at it before I made her my own. It was a bond that was made one day when I was having a "life quality" moment on the curb. Out of nowhere comes this cat who I chased away a thousand times before to prevent turdlets from hitting the yard. Purry little critter rubbed her furry pelt up against my backside. And for that moment. Everything was right in the world.

 

[NAD]

See? Now that's a cat. I used to fucking HATE cats, including this one. But once I realized that cats are not in fact dogs, and should be expected to act like one, everything is cool.

That being said, my blondie dog acts like a cat sometimes, and I love him to pieces. He farts more than any other cat I've ever been around.

You're the biggest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari!

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Man, it's funny how totally unaffected I am by the death of random human beings, but cats get me all choked up.

/beer Nad's cat. Rest in piece, o tiny destroyer of the slow and stupid.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Fuck songbirds. Survival of the fittest. If you cant shut your beak up for 2 seconds to flap your wings and evade a ferocious feline. Then what use are ye?


My condolences Nad.

I have an outdoor cat that truely slays. I used to chase the bitch and throw rocks at it before I made her my own. It was a bond that was made one day when I was having a "life quality" moment on the curb. Out of nowhere comes this cat who I chased away a thousand times before to prevent turdlets from hitting the yard. Purry little critter rubbed her furry pelt up against my backside. And for that moment. Everything was right in the world.

I seriously can't tell if this was a joke or not. Aren't you a little too old to be throwing rocks at cats?

 

[Birkenau]

Bad luck nad, I remember when my cat died, it got ripped apart by the dog next door

 

[lizard]

sorry, Nad.
my two cats are awesome. Buster waits outside my br door every morning for me to wake up...he has some kind of internal clock or something eweirdddzzz, its not the dawn because I'm up before that. I love em and when they unfortunately go to the big rodent killing veldt in the sky, I'll get more cause they rule.

 

[MFJ]

I seriously can't tell if this was a joke or not. Aren't you a little too old to be throwing rocks at cats?

No, because he's an idiot.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Bad luck nad, I remember when my cat died, it got ripped apart by the dog next door

awww, too bad [/notreally]

dogs >>>> cats

dogs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> birkenigger's cats

 

[lizard]

people who mistreat animals usually get found to have human remains intheir crawl space. just sayin.

mistreating animals is the gateway drug to serial killing.

 

[lizard]

I like dogs but they're just too much work.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

they're not too much work once they're trained

 

[dorian gray]

cats are pretty cool. stray ones only though. ive always wanted to live on a farm and have a "barn cat".
hey, wait, is that gay?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

aww sorry to hear about your kitty

sounds like she was fvcking kvlt though!

we had one live to be 19 once...her name was "babycat"