Catch the new "OPETH OREO COOKIE" this summer!

haggard said:
See, that didn't even make sense.

hmm...what aren't you really getting? You were saying that my post shouldn't be retarded and meaningless and I aggreed. I see that the context is off a little bit, but I think the general message is pretty clear. I think thats about all the claryfication I can give.

And ahh, if i may say, I really don't know where some of you all have the place to say this is a useless thread. I mean, it is just some fan art work. If it bothers you that much, report me to the moderators and they should take care of it. Lock my thread and ask me to move some place else. What a great community you are portraying to your new comers.
 
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personally, i think you guys should stop makin fun of the dude. He also posted this on the SYL board and if i remember correctly (dont quote me) it didnt go over to well over there either. It must feel kind of disheartening when a guy puts all this hard work into something and it just gets bashed on by little trolls sitting behind their computer screens. Cut the guy some slack.
 
Ren's Detailed Hands said:
obviously i h4x'd into your comp and stole it. i also swiped some gay erotica that could fill even the most modestly sized swedish manpurse.


Lol, no really some one gave that to me from the "Protest Warrior Forums" and unless you know "infragablecrunk" I have no clue where the hell you got it..

hhhmmm gay erotic huh, well whatever floats yer boat, but I garuntee you my hardrive is free of that shit...
 
Ren's Detailed Hands said:
i'm the resident troll around here, i don't give a shit about the opeth society. i'm also the resident photoshop master, and i don't need you and your fancy ice cream opeth cookies to tarnish what i have--what i've BUILT through hard work and dedication. gtfo

Stop taking all the credit... you'd still be blowing businessmen in dark alleys without Jesus Åkerfeldt.
 
Worst thread... ever in the history of bad threads.

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You've even gone and upset my poor innocent kitty. You cruel, heartless monster, you.
 
Sorry if the phrase "perfect opeth society" steps on any toes. But when all i do is post some fucking art and every other post is how retarded and unfitting it is for the forum, I get the impression that there are some kind of level of standards everyone is suppose to abide to.
 
like a friend once said...

The Opeth forum is going no where. Next time I log on I wouldn't be surprised to see a thread entitled "If Opeth were a Pie, What flavor would they be?" And of course the answer is Pumpkin, but we do not need to start a thread on that because it is extremely obvious.

And back to the double stuffed oreo ordeal. The thread is called "OPETH OREO COOKIE" is it not? I was not bashing you, just trying to make a little funny.

Double Stuffed Oreos are like craming too much melotron into one opeth song. The cream (melotron) simply overwhelms the chocolate coating (or Opeth masterpiece), and therefore it is no Oreo! No my friend, its just Creamy goodness packed into a small cookie. You need to spread that shit out man! When mixed with Milk (Preferably 1% Wawa milk) it creates a perfect harmony of cream and chocolate to stimulate your taste buds just right.

Therefore by my calculations, a package of Oreo's = Damnation.

A package of Double Stuffed Oreo's = Too much Damnation.

I hope this clears up your thoughts on Double Stuffed Oreos. For I am the Oreo God.

Cheers.
 
THANK YOU...that was halarious. And for the record...thats all this is about. This is just a big joke and I'm sorry I jumped on you about the oreos. I had 10 people giving me shit and it didnt sound like you were any different. I will remember that double stuffed=too much damnation.
 
Daft Grin 6zero said:
all i do is post some fucking art


No. It's not art. It's not even funny. "HAY lok d00ds, i put a opeth logo on an ince cream cokie! hahahaha that's hilariouz." There's nothing wrong with Opeth related photoshop humor...unless it's yours, in which case its stupid, poorly done, and yes, retarded.

Sorry man...your gimmick just isn't that funny. :( :(
 
haggard said:
No. It's not art. It's not even funny. "HAY lok d00ds, i put a opeth logo on an ince cream cokie! hahahaha that's hilariouz." There's nothing wrong with Opeth related photoshop humor...unless it's yours, in which case its stupid, poorly done, and yes, retarded.

Sorry man...your gimmick just isn't that funny. :( :(


Now, if you had put the Opeth logo on, say... Hostess cupcakes... that would have been some funny shit! Too late for that now, though. :erk:
 
TheApostle said:
like a friend once said...

The Opeth forum is going no where. Next time I log on I wouldn't be surprised to see a thread entitled "If Opeth were a Pie, What flavor would they be?" And of course the answer is Pumpkin, but we do not need to start a thread on that because it is extremely obvious.

And back to the double stuffed oreo ordeal. The thread is called "OPETH OREO COOKIE" is it not? I was not bashing you, just trying to make a little funny.

Double Stuffed Oreos are like craming too much melotron into one opeth song. The cream (melotron) simply overwhelms the chocolate coating (or Opeth masterpiece), and therefore it is no Oreo! No my friend, its just Creamy goodness packed into a small cookie. You need to spread that shit out man! When mixed with Milk (Preferably 1% Wawa milk) it creates a perfect harmony of cream and chocolate to stimulate your taste buds just right.

Therefore by my calculations, a package of Oreo's = Damnation.

A package of Double Stuffed Oreo's = Too much Damnation.

I hope this clears up your thoughts on Double Stuffed Oreos. For I am the Oreo God.

Cheers.

I think if Moonlapse made this a sticky, it would help people realize how to start threads... Just a thought.
 
Daft Grin 6zero said:
k...sorry all. whatever. Term "art" used way to loosely. Swap "horseshit photoshop job" and refresh.

"Incorrectly chosen confectionary treat gag" seems more correct to me.