Celtic Frost

. . .and listened to some of to mega therion ONE LAST time to make SURE there wasn't any reason why i shouldn't trade it away.

notice i said that i listened to "some" of it. this is because i couldn't fucking sit through it any longer.

i was thinking about breaking it into little shards and stabbing people with them (because that is the tr00 thing to do), but i gotta say that i'm excited about the disc coming my way. either way, i no longer have to see this abortive tomfoolery (yes, goddammit, i just said 'tomfoolery') sitting between my satyricon and immortal cds. isn't there a plastic shortage somewhere in northern africa that could have benefitted from the material used to print copies of this cd? a perfect representation of white-supremacist greed! :mad:

or, it could just go to JayKeely. . .
 
As SOD Baptized them ... "Celtic Frosted Flakes"

Hey, I even read Tom's book, "Are you Morbid?" filled with his misadventures of trying and not trying to get laid while wearing his To Mega Therion era outfits ... worth the book price alone :)

Great thread ... and let's try to keep Negura out of it .. hahahaha
 
wow, papa smurf! that is NOT very nice! when i think of "papa", i think of kind, old men with bushy beards and a weakness for his family and tankards of ale, not someone who speaks of "ass" and "cock" conjugations.

ah, but my judgments based on your name proved to be incredulous when i scan down to see that manowar in your sig. now it all makes sense!

next thing, you will call me a "whimp" or a "poseur" and tell me to "leave the hall".

papa, papa, papa. . . you disappoint me! you are the first one to reply to this that is so blatantly full of shit that i fear that i smell you from here (it's probably just that dump i took 2 hours ago). i have my head up my ass. . . and i never told someone to "swallow a cock" because my opinion differed from theirs!

how old are you papa? from this post, you sound as though you are fourteen. too young to be a papa!

which leads me to believe that you are an immature, neurotic fool.

which leads me to your insecurity/conformist attitudes when it comes to interaction with others on the internet (and probably more often in daily life). wow, so you agree with the popular opinion and get a rise in the chest-regions when telling said deviant to "swallow some cock" and that his "band" (and i use that term loosely) "kicks ass". wow. you have my admiration! seriously. that really took some balls!

all of these above traits (neurotica, holier-than-thou-ness, homosexual imagery, etc.) are all part of a greater whole. you, dear sir, fall into the category of MANOWAR FAN. there is no known treatment for this, as all subjects typically become constant inhabitants of the fantasy-world which they make for themselves, a dumbed-down vision of reality that prides animalistic expression of thought over intellectual reasoning. in most clinical studies, the case is typically an insecure misanthrope with an average IQ of 78.2. not to say that any of this is the case with you! :guh:


i am sorry if i have offended you, overlord, in these assumptions. if you don't collect my soul, i would be greatly relieved. (this is the point where the analyst attempts to humor the subject in order to perhaps calm him down by acquiescing to said subject's pseudo-existence of intangible realities). i bow to thee, thy opinion is of a much higher substance and taste! take thy steed and ride into battle. . .


please post more, i would love to study further!
 
I wouldn't take anything Papa says too seriously. He is tongue-in-cheek most of the time.

But there is no excuse for liking Manowar. haha :D ;)
 
:tickled: :D :lol: :lol: :lol:

I am laughing at the fact that you obviously took some time to write that one out BWD. Very well written, though. And I have enjoyed this thread immensely.

Dreamlord knows me well and knows I'm a nice enough guy, hell we both live in this godforsaken heatfest known as Houston 2003, we have that and the love of metal in common at least.

Believe me, you'll know when I am really serious as I'll take more than a few blurbs to go off.

I will never be able to explain the love of Manowar, they're either a band you get or you don't. In my life, they are like KISS is to some people. I fucking love Manowar. Eric Adams has an awesome voice, Joey Demaio is so over the top metal it's insane... those two have carried the band throughout the years.

Long live the Kings Of Metal,
And no you don't have to leave the hall, as you are a Brother Of Metal,
Even if you don't agree.
 
Strike While The Iron Is Hot
Steel Is Strongest So Say We All
And If We All Were Not Brothers Of Metal Would We Fall? - NO -
They Tried To Test Our Spirit
They Tasted Steel Before We Were Done
Grinding Their Bones Into The Dust Of The Past
All Blown Away Like A Shot From A Gun

We Cast Our Lot Together Four Still Stand As One
Here We'll Remain Forever Till Our Kingdoms One

Brothers Of Metal
We Are Fighting With Power And Steel
Fighting For Metal Metal That's Real
Brothers Of Metal Will Always Be There
Standing Together With Hands In The Air

Let Us Drink To The Power Drink To The Sound
Thunder And Metal Are Shaking The Ground
Drink To Your Brothers Who Are Never To Fall
We're All Brothers Of Metal Here In The Hall

Our Hearts Are Filled With Metal And Masters We Have None
And We Will Die For Metal, Metal Heals, My Son

Brothers Of Metal
We Are Fighting With Power And Steel
Fighting For Metal Metal That's Real
Brothers Of Metal Will Always Be There
Standing Together With Hands In The Air

Let Us Drink To The Power Drink To The Sound
Thunder And Metal Are Shaking The Ground
Drink To Your Brothers Who Are Never To Fall
We're All Brothers Of Metal Here In The Hall

Brothers Of Metal
We Are Fighting With Power And Steel
Fighting For Metal Metal That's Real
Brothers Of Metal Will Always Be There
Standing Together With Hands In The Air
 
:lol: it really didn't take me that long (i go off on tangents and the stuff i write becomes a rambling mess). but i find it to be enjoyable, even though most of it is just "picking around" instead of being serious. yes, this thread has one highlight after another. hell, i got a killer modified sig for it!

is the new queensryche worth buying??? i had given up on them. . .

tr00ness!
 
Black Winter Day said:
:lol: it really didn't take me that long (i go off on tangents and the stuff i write becomes a rambling mess). but i find it to be enjoyable, even though most of it is just "picking around" instead of being serious. yes, this thread has one highlight after another. hell, i got a killer modified sig for it!

is the new queensryche worth buying??? i had given up on them. . .

tr00ness!
Click to expand...

Just started a new thread specifically on that subject..
 
What ever happened to Celtic Frost?
Is it true that they got lost
in the pandemonium
Never to be seen again
Tom Warrior fell from a tree in cherry orchard
Martin Ain drowned in a cold lake
Reed St. Mark went to Mega Therion
and remains there 'till this day
Tom Warrior is waiting for the emperor's return
Martin Ain's trapped in the circle of tyrants
Reed St. mark was blinded in the crypt of rays
where he remains 'till this day
 
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